One of the neighbors asked Officer Woody what his Halloween costume was going to be and he said - I don’t know so I kind of wanted to put my hand up and say how about a giant pecker.. Then I though – na that’s no good all the youth in town would recognize you. Officer Woody is now retired but legend has it that he used to like harassing the male youth but obviously got a rise from chatting with the female youth – thus his nic name Officer Woody. Boo!

@ giant pecker! Did he end up wearing his donut outfit again?
