Eco, when I get thru with him, his face will look worse than that of that poor woman whose face was bit off by that deranged pet chimpanzee!
Humor aside, the same thing happened to me years ago, except I'll admit it was entirely my fault. I was trying to make an ATM withdrawal one weekend morning. I was wasted and couldn't for the life of me remember my PIN code. After about the third incorrect number I keyed in, the machine--to my horror--ate my ATM card! Had to close out my checking account and open a new one. That learned me (not to try to make an ATM withdrawal when I'm completely messed up)!
