Saw where Octomom is giving bikini car washes to meet the mortgage payments. Actually, considering she's pumped out 14 kids, she doesn't look all that hideous in a bikini.
Nah, I said tap it not sleep with it. Plus I assuming her fine home for a pecker is sloppy as hell from having all of those kids and sex would just suck. Also, the fun has more than likely been sucked out of her fun bags (tits).