Christmas Tree is Up

[ECO]

Today we went to our favorite local farmer to drink free hot cider, hot chocolate, hot coffee and to sit in front of his fire. Those things along with the free cookies are just the perks when you buy a tree from him. Oh well, the tree is up and now the thing has to settle in and take shape so the kids can decorate it....I refuse to since it's cruel and it gets pine sap all over me.

That's my Christmas tree story and I'm sticking to it!

[Wahoo]

My kids are now grown and have left the nest, and I haven't gotten a tree for the past 3 or 4 Christmases...but I do very much miss having one, and decorating it, and the Christmassy blue spruce or pine fragrance, and the soothing lights (all white some years, blinking colored lights other years).

Oh well, that's why God invented bourbon.

[ECO]

So.....you dress up your bourbon bottle like a Christmas tree? IMO a nice big ganja plant might make a more interesting tree but getting your "tree" on the cover of High Times is not worth going to jail.

[Nanoose]

So.....you dress up your bourbon bottle like a Christmas tree? IMO a nice big ganja plant might make a more interesting tree but getting your "tree" on the cover of High Times is not worth going to jail.

Well a smeg weed Christmas tree might not be worth going to jail for but a chronic one might. Cheers and Merry Christmas!

(please note this song is by Afro Man so it may contain profanity – I am on dial up and didn’t have time to check it)

[ECO]

If I had one of those chronic trees I would never leave home........I would sit in the corner talking to it about how much Afro Man sucks since he found Jesus (crappy music now, no more dirty stuff).

All I want for Christmas is my own chronic tree......24 shopping days remaining......

[GhettoGurl]

LMAo trust nano to find that!!!

Wahoo.. whenever ur ready to propose to me I am sittin here waitin'.. I'll give u a reason to put up a tree.. proly give u reason to hit two extra drinks too LOL

[Wahoo]

If I had one or two of them chronic trees, I'd never have to leave the farm.

[ECO]

LMAo trust nano to find that!!!

Wahoo.. whenever ur ready to propose to me I am sittin here waitin'.. I'll give u a reason to put up a tree.. proly give u reason to hit two extra drinks too LOL

Huh, he ignored your invite to propose?

[ECO]

The tree is now decorated.

Our lights for our house I hid so I would not have to install them and clean the gutters

[Wahoo]

GG, I don't know what customs they observe in the Netherlands or Aruba, but in the US, at Christmas time, when you walk under a sprig of mistletoe, the custom is to get nekkid and have mad, wanton, abandoned, passionate sex with the first guy you see...which would be me!

[GhettoGurl]

I saw that ECO .. took me 12 hrs to bounce back

Wahoo.. Dutch people smoke a spliff (or eat a mushroom/lick a toad) before we go underneath the mistletoe.. after that pretty much anything goes LOL

[ECO]

GG, here in MA/RI the women just have to blow us.....I made that one up but hopefully it will show up in Google searches and the women will be tricked into getting down on their knees.

[Wahoo]

Saw a news report about an $11 million Christmas tree, decorated with gold and precious gems, at a luxury hotel in Dubai. Do you know how many hungry kids that tree would feed? Well, neither do I, but probably a lot!