> started, the congregation
> >>> was sitting in their pews and talking.
> >>>
> >>> Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the
> church. Everyone
> >>> started screaming and running for the back
> entrance, trampling each
> >>> other in a frantic effort to get away from
> evil incarnate.
> >>>
> >>> Soon the church was empty except for one
> elderly gentleman who sat
> >>> calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly
> oblivious to the fact
> >>> that God's ultimate enemy was in his
> presence.
> >>>
> >>> So Satan walked up to the man and said,
> 'Do you know who I am?'
> >>>
> >>> The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
> >>>
> >>> 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan
> asked.
> >>>
> >>> 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.
> >>>
> >>> Don't you realize I can kill you with one
> word?' asked Satan.
> >>>
> >>> 'Don't doubt it for a minute, '
> returned the old man, in an even
> >>> tone.
> >>>
> >>> 'Did you know that I can cause you
> profound, horrifying agony for
> >>> all eternity?' persisted Satan.
> >>>
> >>> 'Yep,' was the calm reply.
> >>>
> >>> 'And you're still not afraid?'
> asked Satan.
> >>>
> >>> 'Nope,' said the old man.
> >>>
> >>> More than a little perturbed, Satan asked,
> ' Why aren't you afraid
> >>> of me?'
> >>>
> >>> The man calmly replied, 'Been married to
> your sister for 48 years.'
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