Clippers Circumcision

[Rose21]

"Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself"


HoA British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

Hope you guys enjoy reading this article as I did.

[Wahoo]

I've done some stoopid things while I was hammered, but I've never been that hammered!

[ECO]

My parents had a Dr do that to me when I was an infant. Come to find out the Dr was drunk at the time and removed an extra 4" of my penis along with my foreskin. <--True story

[Wahoo]

Me, too, Eco.

That guy couldn't have been a U.S. Marine. A Marine would've done the job with his KA-BAR fighting knife!

[Wahoo]

I got my elder son (the Leatherneck) one of those KA-BAR fighting knives (with sheath and whetstone) for his last birthday. I wouldn't mind having one of those myself. Quality blade...well balanced...with a comfortable heft in the hand. Saved a lot of Marines' lives in hand-to-hand combat in the South Pacific during WW-II.

[ECO]

:-o that's why the two of you are _ _ _ cases!

With tears in my eyes I ask, how would you feel if some drunk Dr removed half of your breasts?

BTW, we are not nuts! While some people don't play with a full deck Wahoo and I play with 62 cards.

[ECO]

I got my elder son (the Leatherneck) one of those KA-BAR fighting knives (with sheath and whetstone) for his last birthday. I wouldn't mind having one of those myself. Quality blade...well balanced...with a comfortable heft in the hand. Saved a lot of Marines' lives in hand-to-hand combat in the South Pacific during WW-II.

My uncle gave me his from the war and then took it back. He also gave me a nice pair of cowboy boots and took them back once I broke them in. He also gave me a horse and once I broke the horse (trained it) .....can you guess........... he took it back. He lives only a few miles from you in VA, can you go get my stuff back?

[Wahoo]

Why that cad! That's downright rude! Gimme his address and I'll pay him a "social call"...bust his knee-caps if you want me to...I might be able to get back the fighting knife and cowboy boots for you...I can't promise the horse...

[ECO]

:-o that's why the two of you are _ _ _ cases!

With tears in my eyes I ask, how would you feel if some drunk Dr removed half of your breasts?

BTW, we are not nuts! While some people don't play with a full deck Wahoo and I play with 62 cards.

I neverrrrrrrr called you guys nuts, that's four letters

Why are tears in your eyes. 1. crying for my pain.. 2. DWL at me predicament.

N U T is 3 letters!

Tears from being call a nut case

See, if you had small breasts you could use the Dr cut half of them off story and we would feels sorry for you and chip in for a training bra.

[ECO]

Why that cad! That's downright rude! Gimme his address and I'll pay him a "social call"...bust his knee-caps if you want me to...I might be able to get back the fighting knife and cowboy boots for you...I can't promise the horse...

The boots and knife are either at his house in Hamilton or Cross Junction (north of Winchester). He works in Reston so you can hunt him down there. I would assume that he must of sold the horse by now since "Alice" was a great horse and very well trained.

[Wahoo]

Your uncle is a short, old, slow guy...right?

At my last duty station before I mustered out of the Marines, there was a guy in my barracks...a big bruiser, notorious for bar fights, who had nasty, ugly scars...really huge welts...all over his torso. As he explained it, he'd been in a bar just off base and had exchanged words with a short, skinny, local redneck at the bar. They took it outside, where the half-pint redneck produced a knife and proceeded to carve up the big guy like a Thanksgiving turkey!

After seeing those scars and hearing that story, I determined then & there to size up my adversaries very carefully before wading into the fray.

[Rose21]

Why that cad! That's downright rude! Gimme his address and I'll pay him a "social call"...bust his knee-caps if you want me to...I might be able to get back the fighting knife and cowboy boots for you...I can't promise the horse...

Be careful Wahoo!!!.. he may take one look at you and thought you were someone he gaveaway and decided to keep you.

[Rose21]

Why that cad! That's downright rude! Gimme his address and I'll pay him a "social call"...bust his knee-caps if you want me to...I might be able to get back the fighting knife and cowboy boots for you...I can't promise the horse...

The boots and knife are either at his house in Hamilton or Cross Junction (north of Winchester). He works in Reston so you can hunt him down there. I would assume that he must of sold the horse by now since "Alice" was a great horse and very well trained.

ECO, you know how your uncle is why are you sending Wahoo to his house? We may never hear from him again. Wahoo may look like he once belong to him.

[ECO]

Why that cad! That's downright rude! Gimme his address and I'll pay him a "social call"...bust his knee-caps if you want me to...I might be able to get back the fighting knife and cowboy boots for you...I can't promise the horse...

Be careful Wahoo!!!.. he may take one look at you and thought you were someone he gaveaway and decided to keep you.

That's funny! Be sure to stick around you are a good apple!

[Rose21]

N U T is 3 letters!

Tears from being call a nut case

See, if you had small breasts you could use the Dr cut half of them off story and we would feels sorry for you and chip in for a training bra.

I plead the 5th.

Your giving up too easy Bajan, ECO is talking about your breasts now, and you know thats some serious ish. Without those babies everything around you is just sad, sad, sad!!!!!!!!!!!