Did I ever tell you that Elva likes them small and Leigh lik

[Nanoose]

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Did I ever tell you that Elva likes them small and Leigh likes them big?

Yesterday I prepared a couple of weeks of assorted size fire wood for my 2 favorite customers and when ever I split fire wood for them Leigh will come out and remind me that she likes them big and Elva will come out and remind me that she likes them small.
There taking about the size of the wood I split but because I have a dirty mind I always think things like – well different strokes for different folks.
But besides the occasional dirty thought I take their fire wood very serious and by the end of October they will have enough kindling and split wood to last them the winter because I like to be sure they will be warm.

Elva and Leigh are my favorite customers partly because they always do a beer run for my week end 6-pack and partly because they each spent 10 years of their life teaching nursing skill in third World Courtiers so thanks to them there are probably thousands of people alive these days. Cheers!

[ECO]

Maybe one of them was a teacher in China while another one was a teacher in Jamaica? While both have wood (bamboo) some of it is big and some it of it small.....