Did I ever tell you that I might be related to former US Pre

[Nanoose]

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Did I ever tell you that I might be related to former US President Jimmy Carter?

Once my wife booked me to do some work for a new grounds keeping customer who had the same last name as me - on the way to his place we discussed the possibilities of us being related. And eventually figured that since his family was from Americas Deep South and my family was from Canada’s Deep South we probably weren’t related
Eventually he stopped his car stuck his head out the window and said to the guy across the street in shorts – Hey nice legs! – I looked at him and said – hey that’s one of my jokes maybe we are related and we both agreed that maybe we were related.
He eventually became a regular customer and once I was doing some work in their kitchen and noticed a group pitcher with former US President Jimmy Carter and they were in the photo (third cousin or something like that) so I could be related to Jimmy Carter.
His wife was a real looker and she had a real sexy voice and with her Southern accent and her command off the English language it almost drove me to try something taboo.
He died a few years ago but I still see his wife and she still is looking fine so I thought I would throw in this song. Cheers!