Don't call Lifeline if you're depressed and suicidal

Wahoo · by **Wahoo** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:51 am

I was depressed last night, so I called Lifeline and was connected to a crisis center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck... :-(

ECO · by **ECO** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:32 am

LOl, did they ask you if you had an old version of microsoft flight sim that still let you crash the planes?

Rose21 · by **Rose21** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:18 am

Talk about outsourcing, how is driving a truck soppose to help with you been drepressed and suicidal? Next time you feel this way please see a private Dr.

Rose21 · by **Rose21** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:52 am

Bajanbabe wrote:
rose21 wrote:Talk about outsourcing, how is driving a truck soppose to help with you been drepressed and suicidal? Next time you feel this way please see a private Dr.

Ha ha ha ha rose you don't get it? You got the outsourcing part but missed the part about driving the truck. Please pay no attention to Wahoo, he has a few cards loose from his deck.

Oh yea, what did i miss ? was this guy telling Wahoo to drive a truck off a bridge, and this will solve his suicidal thoughts. But in any case he should get help. :-)

Rose21 · by **Rose21** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:03 pm

Lol, Now the joke is on me! well i am kinda slow on jokes like that, to keep up with you guys i better get my ethnic jokes on.

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