Eat, Sleep, Play Lacrosse

Wahoo · by **Wahoo** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:01 pm

Younger son's first game of the summer LAX season is tonite at 7:00, so I'll have to postpone my serious imbibing till 9:00-ish tonite. He's playing in the men's open league (mostly college-aged kids). There's also a men's "master's" league for old geezers aged 35 and up.

Wahoo · by **Wahoo** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:03 pm

Ooh, thanx for reminding me! I would have totally forgotten to take my camera if you hadn't mentioned photos. I'll probably forget again anyway, but at least you reminded me.

Rose21 · by **Rose21** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:50 pm

Wahoo wrote:Younger son's first game of the summer LAX season is tonite at 7:00, so I'll have to postpone my serious imbibing till 9:00-ish tonite. He's playing in the men's open league (mostly college-aged kids). There's also a men's "master's" league for old geezers aged 35 and up.

Good luck to LIL Wahoo hope he score on for thre team

Wahoo · by **Wahoo** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:57 pm

rose21 wrote:Good luck to LIL Wahoo hope he score on for thre team

Hey, that's his business. I'm just hoping I, Wahoo, scores with one of the LAX MILFs. ;-)

Rose21 · by **Rose21** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:17 pm

Wahoo wrote:
rose21 wrote:Good luck to LIL Wahoo hope he score on for thre team

Hey, that's his business. I'm just hoping I, Wahoo, scores with one of the LAX MILFs.

Alright, alright, alright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Wahoo · by **Wahoo** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:47 pm

LAX MILFs = lacrosse moms i'd like to buy a beer (or a couple of shots of overproof rum). ;-)

Well, tonite's games were called off because of T-storms passing thru the region (I actually arrived at the field at 6:50 p.m. when the rain started). So the game will be rescheduled, college boy son didn't get to score any goals, and--most tragically--Wahoo didn't get to buy any LAX MILFs a beer. ;-)

But the good news is son's team (though they haven't yet played a game) is still undefeated for the season! :-P

ECO · by **ECO** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:16 pm

Wahoo go for the GILF's everyone else ignores them.

BB,

MILF= Mothers I Like to Fuc

GILF= Grandmothers,,,,,,,,,,,,

ECO · by **ECO** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:17 pm

I almost forget, we have a smilie for pics, :gotpics:

Wahoo · by **Wahoo** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:25 pm

Where I come from, it's CILFs...cousins I'd like to...... :grin:

ECO · by **ECO** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:26 pm

Wahoo wrote:Where I come from, it's CILFs...cousins I'd like to......

LMAO, no that's West Virginia and Maine.

Wahoo · by **Wahoo** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:44 pm

You know, now that I think about it, what unhappily married, sexually frustrated woman wouldn't fall for the line "Can I buy you a beer...or a couple of shots of white overproof rum?"

The one I'm still trolling for, I guess... :oops:

Wahoo · by **Wahoo** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:47 pm

I'm just really thankful I'm a male, 'cause otherwize I know I'd be divorced, 58 years old, barefoot, and pregnant!!!

ECO · by **ECO** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:59 pm

Wahoo wrote:You know, now that I think about it, what unhappily married, sexually frustrated woman wouldn't fall for the line "Can I buy you a beer...or a couple of shots of white overproof rum?"

The one I'm still trolling for, I guess...

No, they like romance..........try this one

" I want to ride you like a two dollar whore " While it may sound rude it will make them think you are a true romantic at heart.

ECO · by **ECO** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:48 am

She is looking at it upside down :roll:

ECO · by **ECO** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:17 am

Tinks wrote:
ECO wrote:She is looking at it upside down

BB - It didn't look like a question sign to me at all

Keep it up and I'll figure out how to photoshop that dress in your avatar so it exposes you.

Wahoo · by **Wahoo** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:00 pm

ECO wrote:No, they like romance..........

Romance? Okay, I can give them romance. How about:

Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight!/For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night. BTW, can I buy you a beer...or a couple of shots of overpoof rum...?

ECO · by **ECO** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:39 pm

Wahoo wrote:
ECO wrote:No, they like romance..........

Romance? Okay, I can give them romance. How about:

Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight!/For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night. BTW, can I buy you a beer...or a couple of shots of overpoof rum...?

Focus on being more forward like:

"If I pay for the drinks would you mind buying the condoms on our way back to your house?"

Or

Talk about lube, I hear it's their favorite subject :lol:

Wahoo · by **Wahoo** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:54 pm

Just returned from son's first LAX match of the season (remember, the game last week was rained out), and son's team won handily: 11-2. The players worked well together, bearing in mind that this was the first time most of them had played together. There're a few players from UVa on the team, a few from Radford University (son's school), and the rest from other colleges. I promised Tinks pics, so here're a couple. They look ragtag, but aside from the camo "pennies," they're all wearing gear from their respective schools. BTW, my son's the one in the plaid game shorts (the Radford Highlanders' official uniform).

I thought I'd snapped a few more pics (including one of son's wicked tattoo), but there were only four in my camera.

Next game, Wednesday, 7:00 p.m.

Wahoo · by **Wahoo** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:58 pm

Hey, if you think these uniforms are loud, have you ever seen the clothes golfers wear on the course???

ECO · by **ECO** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:34 pm

Nice pictures Wahoo but where are the pictures of the cheerleaders?

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