Effects of Alcohol

[LadySizzla]

Questions of the day:

Why did the bloke I met last night in a club look like Callum Best (but with more hair) only to turn into some skinny northern village scrote this morning?

Why did I think I looked hot when photographic evidence today clearly shows (in my friends words) I looked like Bungle Bear - with lips all over my face and eyes fuking off in opposite directions?

Did Callum think I looked like Jessica Alba only to meet Jackie Stallone this morning?

Did my friend think she was a Nolan sister when she was dancing and did she notice that I wasn't the Beyonce that I thought I was?

[LadySizzla]

Put it this way - I couldnt possibly meet him sober or in public - AS HE NOW FRIGGIN WANTS TO!!!! Help!!!! I'm leaving the country!!!!

[LadySizzla]

Oh Feck!!!
Time to go into witness protection!!

Am changing my name by deed poll as we speak and creating a new identity. I'm just praying no-one I know saw me leaving the club and getting a taxi with him. Pray for me plz.

[ECO]

You have to kick the ugly ones out before the alcohol wears off!

[LadySizzla]

Sizz did you see the Movie "Knocked Up" your story is bearing a resemblance.

knocked up? no! plz! (praying again)

Its not that he was 'ugly' Eco (I couldnt do ugly even after rohypnol-laced double strength vodka - its instinct) - its just that he wasn't as hot as I thought and I am far too hot for him.

[Jelakins]

I'm praying. Look --->

PISSING!!!!!!!!!

[ECO]

Sizz did you see the Movie "Knocked Up" your story is bearing a resemblance.

knocked up? no! plz! (praying again)

Its not that he was 'ugly' Eco (I couldnt do ugly even after rohypnol-laced double strength vodka - its instinct) - its just that he wasn't as hot as I thought and I am far too hot for him.

Lol, you don't have any self esteem issues!

[LadySizzla]

Sizz did you see the Movie "Knocked Up" your story is bearing a resemblance.

knocked up? no! plz! (praying again)

Its not that he was 'ugly' Eco (I couldnt do ugly even after rohypnol-laced double strength vodka - its instinct) - its just that he wasn't as hot as I thought and I am far too hot for him.

Lol, you don't have any self esteem issues!

oh but I do according to the Another forum freaks!

[Tequila and Lime]

Ha ha....Sizz.

Alcohol is definately a product of the devil!!!!

[ECO]

Ha ha....Sizz.

Alcohol is definately a product of the devil!!!!

Nah, Jesus turn water into wine so it can't be that bad. Maybe alcoholism is a product of the devil or cheap beer-- yeah the devil makes cheap beer.

[ECO]

Wine is good. Jesus said so

"wine is fine but whiskey is quicker" <---Ozzy Osbourne said that!

[LadySizzla]

i love you all! once upon a time I would have been ripped to shreds for a post like this. thanks for sharing in my jokes everyone

[LadySizzla]

LOL You're welcome.

Breath of fresh air here innit

Damn right hunny! This is what a forum should be about - not a bunch of competing egos.

[LadySizzla]

Questions of the day:

Why did the bloke I met last night in a club look like Callum Best (but with more hair) only to turn into some skinny northern village scrote this morning?

Why did I think I looked hot when photographic evidence today clearly shows (in my friends words) I looked like Bungle Bear - with lips all over my face and eyes fuking off in opposite directions?

Did Callum think I looked like Jessica Alba only to meet Jackie Stallone this morning?

Did my friend think she was a Nolan sister when she was dancing and did she notice that I wasn't the Beyonce that I thought I was?

LOLOL answers to questions after the event:

Callum is funny as fornicate without passion and not physically repulsive - just not my usual supermodel standard lol.
Friend did indeed think she was Collen Nolan and noticed my Beyonce tendencies so much she took pix and posted them on facebook.
Callum thinks I'm hottest bitch on the planet.
Pics are only bad when they can't be deleted - the ones left were cool.

[Lillywight]

OMG, LS -- this made me spit soda out of my nose!!!! Thank you for the huge laugh!

[LadySizzla]

LOL anytime Lilly! Hope you enjoyed your hol too xx

[Lillywight]

LOL anytime Lilly! Hope you enjoyed your hol too xx

Holiday was sweet . . . very, very sweet.

[LadySizzla]

LOL anytime Lilly! Hope you enjoyed your hol too xx

Holiday was sweet . . . very, very sweet.

yep - i saw your facebook pics and you looked happy.

More weekend alcohol effects....

after a very drunken night at a club where my chicks and me danced on chairs with legs buckling i went back to the playboy mansion to entertain the troops. next morning i travelled home (passing a man dressed a Roman Centurion walking home on the way) - he'd obviously had a good night too!. My idea of sneaking in the house with no-one seeing went drastically wrong. as the taxi pulled round to my street I was horrified to see my house surrounded by police cars and a fire engine. there had been a car crash right outside my house. not only my nanna, but all her neighbours were rubber necking out of their windows - and i had to get out of the taxi and into the house in full view of them all - with bed hair, last nights skimpy clothes, tottering in heels. to make matters even worse I didnt have enough money to pay so had to go into house and come back out again trying to walk in my heels and aching post-sex body. oh but it gets worse - this is no ordinary fire crew. this is my work colleagues until only a few weeks ago. it was my old friends from Red Watch witnessing my sunday morning walk of shame. talk about busted!