Expecting any gifts this week?

[Nanoose]

Today my buddy’s wife said her husband was out of town so I will be getting some
Box crabs and because she has given me Box crabs before my mouth started watering.
Box Crabs can only be found in deep, cold turbulent sea water so they are a rare delicacy. My buddy is a commercial scuba diver he dives for sea cucumbers and urchins then sells them to fancy restaurants on the main land.
They would love to get his Box crabs but he saves them for gifts for the trailer trash in Nanoose Bay.

Box crabs are a tasty but neat creature – they are designed to survive in deep, cold turbulent sea water. They are covered with a protective plating in case they get caught in the turbulence and then smash against rocks and they have a thick layer of fat over their brain to protect it from the cold water. Anyway I included a link to a couple of photos and information about Box crabs check out the one at the bottom of the page it looks like something you would see in a science fiction movie. Cheers!

http://hmsc.oregonstate.edu/projects/msap/PS/masterlist/inverts/boxcrab.html

[Wahoo]

A gal I knew casually once gave me a gift a crabs...but Blue Ointment cured that problem in no time.

[ECO]

Not so sure I would be posting on the internet about my neighbor's wife giving me crabs!