Feeling like Jeff Bridges in Crazy Heart

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Had my annual medical checkup--with EKG, blood work, the whole nine yards--yesterday. Everything checked out OK till the doc brought up old stuff.

"How much do you drink?" he asked.

"Four or five beers a day," I lied.

"I'd like to see you bring that down to 3 beers a day," he said, then launched into another sermon about the sins of alcohol abuse, liver disease, etc.

Kinda put a damper on my entire evening.