I’m glad my adopted daughter doesn’t make real hash

[Nanoose]

Today I stopped at my adopted daughter’s house to see if she had any bud that I could buy and she said she only had a bit of smeg weed and some hash that she made.
When she said that my heart sunk because if she was talking real hash it would mean that she was naked when she harvested the hash plants and no adopted daughter of mine is going to be doing that sort of thing. (I once heard hash was harvested by naked maidens)
She gave me about 7 grams of hash and about an 1/8 of sneg for $50 quite generous and she makes some buzzy hash but I figure if it’s not made from hash plants it’s not real hash. I can’t remember the last time I had real hash and I think if I wanted to find some I would have to go to Montreal.
Should add that she isn’t a official adopted daughter she grew up with my 2 sons since they were 6 and 8 and she has been family since. Cheers and happy week end!

[Wahoo]

I gotta say, Nanoose, it sure doesn't suck to be you! Your post unleashed a flood of memories of memorable hash. Perhaps most memorable was a golfball-size chunk of loose-packed Moroccan blonde honey hash--gift from a gal I worked with whose sailor cousin had just returned from a cruise. The port at Rota, Spain, was mentioned. Then there was that dreamy baseball-size chunk. That lasted a good long time, despite the constant bowlfuls being shaved off it. If only I could time travel back 30 years to those heady times.

[Nanoose]

I gotta say, Nanoose, it sure doesn't suck to be you!

Might suck to be me – the guy that brutally killed my neighbor and freind 8 years ago is out of jail. 8 years ago when the cops were asking questions about the suspect I told them the guy was a piece of brown stuff that floats in the toilet and he has sex with barn yard animals – if that was brought up at the trial he isn’t going to be happy with me. Not that worried because I could probably take him if I dirty fight. Cheers and happy week end!

[Wahoo]

After 8 years of being poked in the pokey, the scumbag might want to marry you (now that same-sex marriages are legal in Canada and the usual "progressive" US states). Now that he's out and looking for romance, I'd sleep with one eye open (and a Louisville Slugger baseball bat under your pillow) if I were you.

[Wahoo]

A essential correction, if I may. The tastiest, dreamiest hash is not obtained by scraping it from the wrinkled bodies of "maidens" running thru the ganja fields nekkid but by scrapping it from the nubile bodies of "virgins" running thru the ganja fields nekkid. Very important difference.

[Nanoose]

After 8 years of being poked in the pokey, the scumbag might want to marry you (now that same-sex marriages are legal in Canada and the usual "progressive" US states). Now that he's out and looking for romance, I'd sleep with one eye open (and a Louisville Slugger baseball bat under your pillow) if I were you.

Ya but he likes sheep.
Today I was thinking that the RCMP missed a chance to bond with me 8 years ago.
When I told then that the killer does barn yard animals they should of said we know we seen a picture of his girlfriend – then we would of laughed and laughed.
When I said it was a brutal murder I was sugar coating it – it was more in the horrible category - then the guy gets little time and is fed steak. Between the cost of the investigation the Court cost and prison cost it was probably a couple million dollars. Would of made more sense to execute him and personally I figure he didn’t even deserve the cost of electricity to fry him or even a dollar for a bullet. Stones are free so maybe we should bring back stoning as a form of execution. Cheers and happy week end!

[ECO]

Lol, how did the coolest daughter in the world thread end up about a man who fucs sheep?

If your daughter needs a godfather Wahoo and I will step up!

[ECO]

Here's my two cents on execution: In the town squares erect public outhouses, chain the convicted to the bottom and if enough of the public wants him dead he will end up drowning in pee and poop. Yeah it's cruel but so were the actions that got the person convicted.

[Nanoose]

Not sure why a killer got brought into a thread about me being glad that my un official adopted daughter doesn’t make real hash. Maybe its so I will know what to say if she ever asks me why she can’t make real hash – I will say because the killer might smoke some of it.
Like the idea about execution by drowning in human waste because the public gets to say (or spray) a ya or a nay. Not sure about the Godfather thing though. Cheers!

PS: Maybe the killer guy only got to second base with the sheep and just lied about going all the way.

[Wahoo]