I guess I’m no longer a commando

[Nanoose]

3 or 4 weeks ago I made a serious of mistakes and they almost put me in the hospital.
But the biggest mistake was wearing a cheep pair of jeans to work – they didn’t have flaps on the inside of the zipper and on a hot day that can be a commando’s worse enemy.
By the end of the day I was in ruff shape to say the least and I never want it to happen again so after 36 years of going commando - I started wearing under garments (is that what they call them these days – undergarments?). Cheers!

[Wahoo]

Real men don't wear "undergarments"...

...we were "skiivies."

[Nanoose]

Well I’m just glad I didn’t ask the sales clerk were I could find some new bloomers. When they asked me if I was looking for boxers or briefs I didn’t know because its been so long since I bought under wear so I said I don’t know the kind that look like cut off shorts. He looked at me like I was stupid so when he found me a 3 pack of boxers for $10 I pretended to be over whelmed and said – wow this is more under wear that I’ve had in 30 years. Cheers!

[ECO]

With the exception of weddings and funerals I have not worn underwear for almost 20 years. Okay....I wore nice silk ones off and on until they wore out about 18 years ago....a gift from a lady I was dating. Not to sound light in my loafers but silk boxers feel really good....but if you don't shake properly one tiny drop of piss will soak them completely.

[ECO]

But the biggest mistake was wearing a cheep pair of jeans to work – they didn’t have flaps on the inside of the zipper and on a hot day that can be a commando’s worse enemy.

You got your cock or nads caught in the zipper? I had that happen a few times this summer with a pair of shorts.....it f-ing hurts

No my nads got rubbed the wrong way on the zipper. I did catch my peker in a zipper once when I was a kid really hurt plus I had to un zip to get the skin out but that was the last time I let that happen. Cheers and happy week end!