I have a new challenge/mission

[Nanoose]

A few days ago a friend of the family asked me if I would use my matchmaking skills and find him a good woman who would be willing to live with him in Fanny Bay and I said no problem. After that I remembered he lives in the bush in a 16 foot trailer so it might not be so easy. Then I started thinking that it might help if I learned some Japanese partly because there are a lot of eligible Japanese students at the University - and partly because I know that Fanny Bay wouldn’t translate to Japanese so I could be talking Japanese to the students then all of a sudden say Fanny Bay then go back to talking Japanese. (that kind of humor crakes me up) butt I don’t think it will help me find a woman for our friend. Cheers and happy week end!

[Wahoo]

Nanoose, while you're exercising your match-making skills, how 'bout finding me a good woman, too.

[Wahoo]

But not too good.

[Nanoose]

Nanoose, while you're exercising your match-making skills, how 'bout finding me a good woman, too.

Well I have been thinking about exercising my match making skills on you for quite some time now. I don’t have many connections in the United States but I do know some one in the Yukon which is close to Alaska so I am thinking Sarah Palin might be a good but not too good woman for you. Cheers!

[Wahoo]

I don't know, Nanoose. She knows how to shoot and can gut a caribou--I'd be afraid of the consequences if she ever suspected me of cheating.

[Nanoose]

I don't know, Nanoose. She knows how to shoot and can gut a caribou--I'd be afraid of the consequences if she ever suspected me of cheating.

That’s OK I forgot that she is married so I couldn’t set you up with her any way. I probably wouldn’t be able to sleep at night if I had to worry that you were getting gutted because a gal I found for you was the jealous type.
So I am turning my attention to the Artic circle and see if I can find you a good Inuit woman in the Nunofit area – woman are few and far apart there you would of a 300 mile sled ride to the next woman so I don’t think there would be any need for jealousy.. Why I choose Nunofit is partly because the best looking Inuit woman are from Nunofit and partly because I know you like joking around and when your Inuit gal asks you if you would like to try some wale soup you could say - no thanks - then when she says are you sure how about just a little bit – and you say no I will have Nu - of - it. Cheers!

I included a video about the tundra.

[Wahoo]

Hey, when I was in my early twenties, I met and went bar hopping with a gal in Anchorage who said she was part Eskimo and part Athapascan Indian. We spent an enjoyable afternoon drinking Olympia beers and Eskimo kissing. She had a wonderful sense of humor, too--she signed us in to the hotel as Mr. & Mrs. Rockefeller. No joke.

I think about that gal often. She had a lust for life.

[Nanoose]

Hey, when I was in my early twenties, I met and went bar hopping with a gal in Anchorage who said she was part Eskimo and part Athapascan Indian. We spent an enjoyable afternoon drinking Olympia beers and Eskimo kissing. She had a wonderful sense of humor, too--she signed us in to the hotel as Mr. & Mrs. Rockefeller. No joke.

I think about that gal often. She had a lust for life.

Excellent you can use that – when you meet your Inuit woman casually mention that you once Eskimo kissed with a woman who was part Eskimo - then pause for a few seconds then say but I don’t think she did it right. Being a proud Inuit she will feel obliged to show you how a real Eskimo from Nunofit does it. I could say it will knock your socks off but you want to leave your socks on in the Artic. Guess it could also back fire – if you say you once Eskimo kissed she might think you only have one thing on your mind – touch her nose and say you get nun-of –it. Here is a video of a Inuit throat song. Cheers!

[Nanoose]

Starting to look like my buddy didn’t need my match making skills after all.
On Saint Patrick day morning he had a lady knocking on his door then ask him if he meant what he said to her the night before at the pub – he said he was pretty drunk so probably not. Least she knows he’s an honest man and it looks like they are hitting it off. Cheers