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Have sex to stay healthy

Postby Nanoose » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:00 pm

1. Sex is a beauty treatment scientific tests found that when women make love they produce the hormone estrogen which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up it stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps or jogging 20 blocks and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression it releases endorphins into the bloodstream producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have the more you will be offered a sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones these subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world - it IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches a lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of love making can unblock a stuffy nose sex is a natural antihistamine it can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Cheers!
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Re: Have sex to stay healthy

Postby Rose21 » Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:28 pm

Nanoose wrote
Nanoose wrote:1. Sex is a beauty treatment scientific tests found that when women make love they produce the hormone estrogen which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
The next time I get lucky which is not often, I'll rush to the bathroom look in the mirror for shiny hair and smoth skin :lol:
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Re: Have sex to stay healthy

Postby GhettoGurl » Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:49 pm

It can also bruk yu back and kill yu dead.....but obviously that wasn't gonna be mentioned :P
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Re: Have sex to stay healthy

Postby ECO » Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:59 pm

6. The more sex you have the more you will be offered a sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones these subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!


So this means to stay away from people that I'm attracted to since they have sex all the time and might have a STD? :scratchheadblue:
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Re: Have sex to stay healthy

Postby Wahoo » Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:50 pm

Now I know why I'm depressed, overweight with poor muscle tone, lank hair, and bad skin, my teeth are falling out, and I have a headache and a stuffy nose. :oops:
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Re: Have sex to stay healthy

Postby GhettoGurl » Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:48 pm

Wahoo wrote:Now I know why I'm depressed, overweight with poor muscle tone, lank hair, and bad skin, my teeth are falling out, and I have a headache and a stuffy nose. :oops:


Hubba Hubba :inlove: If you look half as sexy as you describe urself I wanna go half on a baby :heartbeating:
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Re: Have sex to stay healthy

Postby JamaicaSteve » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:36 pm

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