Hey mister want to meet my sister?

[Nanoose]

For many years I have been tying to find the right man for my sister but ever time she meets a guy she cons him out of his money with a phony investment scheme or high stake card game then she chews the man up and spits him out.
Your probably thinking that she doesn’t sound like the gal for you so I will add that she looks a lot like Olive Oil (from Popeye) and she can be real intense to hang around with (sort of like a 24/7 adrenalin rush) plus she’s full of surprises.
I included a couple of videos in case your starting to think that maybe she is your type of gal because mister you really don’t want to meet my sister. Cheers!

Popeye the Sailor in Bride and Gloom



Alice Copper and Vincent Price - the Black Widow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kJWoaxlykg&feature=related

[ECO]

How about hooking her up with a man that plays the same game? Donald Trump and Jimmy Buffett come to mind.......

[Wahoo]

I'd take you up on that offer, Nanoose, but I got a solid lead on a Jamaican gal (with only 2 pickneys) who'll bring me coconuts and ganja all day.

PS. I'll take a rain check on your sister, though, if things don't work out with the Jamaican gal.

[Nanoose]

Ya but the Jamaican gal with only 2 pinkeys couldn’t roll the doobies for you.
My sister could roll you a doobie with one hand hidden behind her back well she distracts you by tying a cherry stem in a knot. I’m really hoping that its works out with you and the Jamaican gal but if it don’t I won’t hold you to the IOU because I forgot to mention my sisters 3 goony friend’s that share every thing with my sister. Cheers!

Popeye Meets the Sea Hag On Goon Island

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C40_yE3me_I&feature=related

[Nanoose]

Today I was thinking that I will never find the right man for my sister if I keep pointing out her bad qualities so I thought that I would start focusing on her good qualities.
My sister is a funny gal and here is an example of her style of humor. Cheers!

The annoying orange video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA&feature=related