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[Nanoose]

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If a JAB member unexpectedly showed up at you door and you happened to be naked when you answered it – what would you show them after you got dressed?

If a JAB member unexpectedly showed up at my door and I am naked I presume that it would be summer time so after I got dressed I would take them to see a peat moss bog in full bloom and well we were there I would let them know that I have a bad back but if they dug up some of the skunk cabbages we could make a flour for the fish we catch in the creek. For a bit of entertainment we could see who could keep their feet in the glazer feed creek the longest.
I should add that on the way back from the creek if I ask if you would like to see a huge cedar stump that was cut down with hand saws and axes – say no because when I get you in that area I will go on and on about the damages done to that area from clear cutting then I probably would point to Port Alberny and go on and on about the Cathedral Grove scam. Cheers!

[ECO]

It would depend on which member showed up.

The spammers would get to see my lake head first.

The Jamaican would NOT get to see my goats since they might eat them.

Normal members would be able to see my garden and maybe even sample a few of my strawberries.

[Wahoo]

If GG showed up unexpectedly at my door, I'd say, "Wanna get nekkid and join me for a bubble bath?"

[Nanoose]

It would depend on which member showed up.

The spammers would get to see my lake head first

The Jamaican would NOT get to see my goats since they might eat them.

Normal members would be able to see my garden and maybe even sample a few of my strawberries.

Today I gave a bit of thought to the reasons and the out come of a JAB spammer unexpectedly showing up at my door. I figure there could only be 2 reasons why a JAB spammer would show up at my door - either because they didn’t appreciate my joke about how many spammers it takes to screw in a light bulb - or because they want to suck up to me so that they can get an invitation to my sons 2012 end of the World party.
If it’s about the light bulb joke I figure that when I open the door naked the spammer will reconsider the reason they are there and say something like – umm do you want to buy some girl guide cookies?
If its about the invitation to my sons end of the World party I will feel like a SOB because I will know that – that spammer just spent $60 on a ferry getting to my Island and if a spammer only gets 0.06 cents a click it would take a lot of work just to cover a one way ferry cost. So I suggest if you are a spammer and you would like an invitation to my sons 2012 end of the Word party all you have to do is start 20 spam free threads on JAB - and so I know that you’re a party animal one of the threads has to be about Algebra.
Because its Saturday night I thought I would through in a unrelated video by the Pretenders – I should add that this song contains one word of profanity
(unless she is singing about a flu shot – then its just a medical term)
Cheers and happy week end!

[Wahoo]

I thought that Pretenders song "Middle of the Road" was about that dead pooch in Eco's Fall 2010 Trip to Jamaica thread.

[Nanoose]

I thought that Pretenders song "Middle of the Road" was about that dead pooch in Eco's Fall 2010 Trip to Jamaica thread.

Well in a round about and a Cul-de-sac sort of way the song is about a poor little dead dog in the middle of the road that will get run over many more times before the day is done.
The Pretenders song – Precious might also be about dead dogs in the road (theres something in the song about crossing the street in the Cleveland heat or something like that). Cheers!

The Pretenders - Precious (Live, 1983)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lh0Yy0Kd3k

[GhettoGurl]

If GG showed up unexpectedly at my door, I'd say, "Wanna get nekkid and join me for a bubble bath?"

KINKAYYYYY!!!!

I really have no clue on how to answer this question.. so how about u all tell me??? If I'd open the door naked.. what could I show you after I'd gotten dressed????

[Nanoose]

If GG showed up unexpectedly at my door, I'd say, "Wanna get nekkid and join me for a bubble bath?"

KINKAYYYYY!!!!

I really have no clue on how to answer this question.. so how about u all tell me??? If I'd open the door naked.. what could I show you after I'd gotten dressed????

Well you know I got a one track mind so I would like to see one of those ganja restaurants after you got dressed.

I was thinking that it would be kind of awkward if a JAB member unexpectedly showed up at my door and I answered it naked I hope that I have some kind of excuse for answering the door naked like – I was just doing some fiber glass insolating and my clothes were itchy. Cheers!