Jamaican's in US Still Soon Come!

[ECO]

Twice now I've dealt with the same Jamaican from Mobay who lives in Boston at a retail store and his idea of service is SOON COME! While it's cool dealing with him the soon come thingy in Boston is not welcome at all.....it's all about rush, rush, rush and that soon come the brown stuff that floats in the toilet doesn't work at all when I have deadlines to meet.

[Wahoo]

He must moonlight at the life insurance company I've contacted 3 times to mail/fax me a critically time-sensitive statement that I need. Been waiting a week and a half so far...

[Wahoo]

Finally got my statement from the insurance company...faxed to me! Amazing the express service you get when you let slip to the customer service rep that you're a highly decorated war hero and one of the last remaining survivors of the Bataan Death March.

[Wahoo]

Perhaps I should've told her early on my name is John Kerry and I own an $8 million dollar yacht...

[Wahoo]

Eco, maybe soon come will come faster if you mention to the Jamaican from Mobay that a jumpy, heavily armed (.25 caliber Browning semiautomatic) pal of yours with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder lives in northern Va, easy driving distance from Boston.

[Wahoo]

Actually, I was born a decade after the Bataan Death March, but I figure even in 1942 I was probably the twinkle in the eye of some GI.

[Wahoo]

OK, my last last-ditch ruse...tell the Jamaican from Mobay guy that you're tight with Congressman Weiner (D-NY) and he'll tweet him relentlessly with lurid text messages and nude pics if he doesn't cough up the goods. Unless he's a batty-boy, this ploy is guaranteed to work.

[ECO]

Eco, maybe soon come will come faster if you mention to the Jamaican from Mobay that a jumpy, heavily armed (.25 caliber Browning semiautomatic) pal of yours with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder lives in northern Va, easy driving distance from Boston.

Lol, I could light a fire under his ass and he would not move quicker. Not sure a gun would work either!

[ECO]

OK, my last last-ditch ruse...tell the Jamaican from Mobay guy that you're tight with Congressman Weiner (D-NY) and he'll tweet him relentlessly with lurid text messages and nude pics if he doesn't cough up the goods. Unless he's a batty-boy, this ploy is guaranteed to work.

That one might work!