A joke I heard on the Winnipeg Comedy Feast

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A guy thought he would impress his date by taking her to a fancy steak house. When they got there she informed him that she was a vegan and she suggested that they go to a vegan restaurant. He really had his heart set on steak but she was pretty hot so he agreed.
During the meal he started getting a bit bitter because he was eating salad when he could be eating steak. So out of spite when they had sex that night he used a sheepskin condom instead of a latex one. Cheers and happy week end!