Kick Ass Review of Negril on Hulu

[ECO]

Sorry for all of you folks outside of the US that can't watch videos on Hulu.com.....sucks to be you!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/12721/three-sheets-jamaica

An excellent video review of:

Negril's craft market.

Appleton Rum Estate.

3 Dives Jerk (West End Negril).

Jamaican Beer

JB Overproof Rum (never heard of it before)

Local Reggae

Rastas

Tedd's Tea Shack (mushroom tea.....take a trip and never leave Negril)



All of this in 24 minutes and a few seconds!

[Wahoo]

Is that three sheets guy always like that, or just since he visited Tedd's?

[ECO]

I just watched a bunch of his other shows and he's just a wacky guy. He got my new dream career!

[Wahoo]

Wonder if he caught that chicken? I want to go chicken chasing next time I'm in Negril, too!

[Wahoo]

I just watched a bunch of his other shows and he's just a wacky guy. He got my new dream career!

Hold up, Eco. I was thinking that would be my new dream career, too, but consider that they make that poor guy pub crawl in places like Lithuania, Czech Republic, Moscow, and Kentucky. I'd rather kiss my sister than go to any of those places!*

*Of course if I were in Kentucky, I probably would be kissing my sister.

[ECO]

The Czech show was pretty cool and so was the one in Japan and the one tonight in part of China. Some of the food is starting to weird me out a little........snake penis, baby ducks, booze with a snake in it........yuk, yuk, yuk! If someone would pay me to travel and drink I'd be willing to cut off your right testicle or thumb for free.

[Rose21]

All this rum drinking remind me of back in the days when I was a kid and my mother send me to the shop to buy rum. (it was legal in those days to send a kid to buy liquor) I sat in a track and sipp from the bottle cover my mother thougth they robbed her at the shop. I was soooooo tipsy!

[Wahoo]

The Czech show was pretty cool and so was the one in Japan and the one tonight in part of China. Some of the food is starting to weird me out a little........snake penis, baby ducks, booze with a snake in it........yuk, yuk, yuk! If someone would pay me to travel and drink I'd be willing to cut off your right testicle or thumb for free.

I'm pretty much hungry any time, all the time, but I've never been hungry enough to eat snake penis or baby ducks. No baloot (aged duck eggs) or any of that weird stuff for Wahoo! When my son was on Okinawa, he wanted to send me a jar of awamori (a liquor distilled from rice--basically high-proof sake) with habu snake (a common poisonous viper, similar to the rattlesnake) in it, but Japanese law prohibits exporting it. I still haven't forgiven him, though, for not sending me pics of the banana show.

[ECO]

All this rum drinking remind me of back in the days when I was a kid and my mother send me to the shop to buy rum. (it was legal in those days to send a kid to buy liquor) I sat in a track and sipp from the bottle cover my mother thougth they robbed her at the shop. I was soooooo tipsy!

This was in Jamaica or the US?

How old were you?

[Wahoo]

Eco, I need your help! I keep replaying the same three sheets episode of Jamaica (and reliving the Tedd's One Stop segment). What 3 sheets episode should I watch next?

[ECO]

A little lower than the viewing screen and a little to the left is a "next video" button. Just click that when the video is done and it will show you the next one. In my opinion they are all worth watching......I'm still watching new ones after 3 days...they must of produced a ton of them! Tonight I watched Chile and Rio and one other one that I forgot.

The one thing that's starting to bother me is that he never comments about any of the hot women.....I'm wondering if he's gay or has a wife that keeps him on a leash.

[Rose21]

ECO,I was about 11-12
Of course in Jamaica! No liquor store in the US would sell a minor alcohol.
It was legal then, don't think it his now. Mommy wasn't a bad mommy at all

[Wahoo]

I'm wondering what kind of patties those were at Tedd's. Garland kept prodding the 3 sheets guy to take another bite, between sips of tea. I suspect it was the patties, more so than the tea, that induced the 3 sheets guy's ear-to-ear smile and stupor.

[ECO]

Rose, I use to buy cooking wine in the China town part of Phili when I was 14 without a fake ID (they didn't care). At the same age I was also able to buy real booze from a Chinese liquor store in NJ with an old drivers license that a bunch of us kids shared. Lol, every day we would take turns going into the store and stocking up for all of our friends and they would take our money with a smile. Your mommy should of spanked you for not topping the bottle off with water once you drank some of it

Wahoo, I'll have to watch that one again. Since I don't know what people look like on tea I might not be able to tell the difference.

[Wahoo]

The one thing that's starting to bother me is that he never comments about any of the hot women.....I'm wondering if he's gay or has a wife that keeps him on a leash.

Valid point. I watched the Japan episode and he was playing grab-ass with those Japanese dudes.

[ECO]

After watching a couple more of his shows with way too much man touching I was almost ready to conclude that he is....um.......a lover of pink pumps, yellow scarfs and purple mini skirts but according to http://www.hulu.com/watch/20074/three-s ... s#play-all he is married. I'm willing to bet a bottle of the freshest wine you can find (under $6.00 please) that the network forced him into the whole married thing because the ratings were going down

[Wahoo]

Pink pumps, yellow scarfs and purple mini skirts...har! You just described my Walmart outfit!

[Rose21]

Rose, I use to buy cooking wine in the China town part of Phili when I was 14 without a fake ID (they didn't care). At the same age I was also able to buy real booze from a Chinese liquor store in NJ with an old drivers license that a bunch of us kids shared. Lol, every day we would take turns going into the store and stocking up for all of our friends and they would take our money with a smile. Your mommy should of spanked you for not topping the bottle off with water once you drank some of it

Wahoo, I'll have to watch that one again. Since I don't know what people look like on tea I might not be able to tell the difference.

If mother knew I topped the bottle with water or, I was the one who shorten her rum she would have spank me either way. My mother don't drink rum, I think she use if for something else. I'm will asked her what she used rum for.

[Wahoo]

I'd completely forgotten about the Three Sheets guy, but just saw that episodes of the show are being televised on Wednesday and Sunday nights on SPIKETV in my area (http://ww2.cox.com/myconnection/norther ... stings.cox). I'll be there!

[ECO]

Wahoo, your link didn't bring up what you were trying to show.....but thanks for bumping the thread, watching that movie on Hulu never gets old!