My lottery wining plans

[Nanoose]

When I win the mega millions lottery I am going to find a crooked Doctor and pay him to issue me a I have tourettes syndrome card. Then I am going to go to political events and cuss my head off then flash my card and say sorry you bunch of…….
Cheers and happy week end!

[ECO]

Sounds better than my plans to win---piss it all away---end up homeless.....but with one heck of a story to tell! Oh and part of the story would be me on the street begging for money and for those liars who claim they have nothing to give I'll give them a few dollars....hence pissing away my money. Actually don't believe that, i would finish up my flight lessons, buy a jet, explore the world and piss it away in style.