Make your own Phobia....

[Jelakins]

Rewindified....(aka regurgitated from an Original Rewind Selector game)


I found my funny book recently about weird and funny phobias and remember creating a few new phobias that a few people I 'knew' could possibly have suffered from....

Alexfightophobia.... fear of not provoking an argument.
Babylocapieophobia... fear of eating humble pie
Paradigiphobia... fear of going to prison
Domopic-ophobia... fear of showing a face picture
Alexlongpostophobia... fear of not typing at least 250 words per post

What phobias can you think of that our own JAB family might suffer from.. feel free to keep adding to the list...

jelodigaphobia... fear of not being able to dig at the haters
membabanophobia... fear of not being banned at least once from an internet forum
dumbassophobia-----fear of dumb asses
chickenpillophobia = the fear of having a flat batty
lendingcashophobia-----fear of borrowing cash


...you get the idea..

[Jelakins]

Sizzadickophobia... fear of NOT seeing, thinking about or getting an erect penis!

[jellybean]

mingerphobia - fear of mingers

uglychatupphobia - fear ugly man will chat you up

chavphobia - fear of chavs

uggyphobia - fear of ugg boots

weaveaphobia - fear of weaves

[Jelakins]

stooshiaphobia... fear of getting blanked by the stooshist person in the room!!!

peebleaphobia... fear of finding out your man comes from a small island!!!

webbrukaphobia... fear of checking your online balance

[ECO]

Dem-Minephobia....fear of finding out that the kids belong to you

[jellybean]

brukpocketphobia - fear of bruk pocket men

noteetphobia - fear of toothless man

jafakenphobia - fear of fake jamaicans

Itinkiseeyousomewherebeforephobia - fear of bad chat up lines

[jellybean]

I can see this one being adopted and used quite regularly!!


uglychatupphobia - fear ugly man will chat you up

up there with wetteridge - maybe a wetteridgephobia

[jellybean]

wigaflyinnamieyephobia - fear of wig hitting you in eye when fight bruk out


vexshevexphobia - fear of the woman before fight bruk out and wig get pull off


camelhoofphobia - fear of tight trousers on women

[Jelakins]

Itinkiseeyousomewherebeforephobia - fear of bad chat up lines

Propa deading on this one!!!

[Jelakins]

workgroupfirstroundaphobia... fear of being stuck with the first drinks bar bill

[jellybean]

trackaphobia - fear of man finding the tracks for your weave

daggerinphobia - fear of daggering


awhodatphobia - fear of waking up in the morning and wondering who you are with

[jellybean]

great thread jels - very funny

[Jelakins]

awhodatphobia - fear of waking up in the morning and wondering who you are with

I nearly squirted red wine over my cream sofa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jude - I may has started this today but hun - YOU MASTERED IT!!!!!!

TANK YU!!!

[LadySizzla]

great effort ladies.

how about highneckjumperphobia - fear of NOT being able to show off tits.

[Jelakins]

flattenaphobia.... fear of a mampie on top....

[ECO]

threadkillerphobia - fear of Eco killing a hot buzzing thread stone cold dead.!

mutlipagethreadphobia- the fear of a thread getting so long that it exceeds one page.

bossladyphobia- the fear of Tinks calling me out on thread hijacking or thread killing

[MZKUMA]

Beanaffectphobia: Fear of eating beans because of publicly passing gas.

Bustedaphobia: Fear of calling of sick to go to an event and yor boss is there.

Stringaphobia: Fear of wearing string secured attire for fear of it coming undone.

Monthlyphobia: Fear of your monthly coming on a littlt too early and you don't even know it.

Strangerinformaphobia: Fear of a stranger informing you your monthly has arrived.