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Re: Member of the Week = Wahoo!!

Postby ECO » Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:08 pm

1. Ever sleep with:

a) A midget?

b) Someone of another race?

c) Someone over 60?

d) Over 80?

e) A trani?

2. Ever lie about having a VD to get out of sex with someone you didn't want to sleep with?

3. When did you stop selling your body as a manwhore and get a day job?

4. Ever own a moped?

5. Ever have a virgin?

6. Your first car?

7. Ever steal a keg tap?

8. Ever home grow?

9. Ever have your dog lick off your plate and reuse it?

10. Give me time, I'll come up with another 1...........or so.
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Re: Member of the Week = Wahoo!!

Postby LadySizzla » Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:19 pm

OMG before Wahoo even answers i love the questions by Eco! Re the midget thing - this came into the conversation I had last night about siamese/twin v midget....and someone confessed to having slept with a midget/dwarf. respect to him for being honest but.... :shocked: :shrug:
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Re: Member of the Week = Wahoo!!

Postby Wahoo » Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:42 am

1. What time did you go to bed last night and were you alone? [I usually read in bed for a while before nodding off to dreamland. Last night started reading Banana Shout and must've nodded off around 10:30 or 11:00. And, no, I was not alone. My cat had wedged herself between my legs and my ass-crack to absorb my body heat. I can't even move to get more comfortable when she does that--if I do, she growls. What a wuss I am, to let myself be controlled by a cat!]
2. If you could be given ANY gift what would it be? [An all-expenses-paid weekend at the Bunny Ranch in Reno, Nevada, would be cool.]
3. Whats your favourite way to wake up and whats the first thing you do? [After extracting my cat from my ass-crack, I rub the belly of the Buddha statue my son sent me from Japan 3 times for good luck (not that I'm superstitious or anything), open my livingroom curtains (that I'd closed the night before to thwart snipers), get a pot of coffee started, and log on to Jamaica and Beyond to see what's happening.]
4. What would you call yourself if you could choose your own name? [I like Wahoo. Don't you?]
5. What characteristics do you dislike in yourself? [I seem to attract domineering, controlling wimmin and allow myself to be used, abused, and treated like dirt.]
6. Your favourite item of clothing and why? [I don't give a rat's tail about fashion and wear clothes that are comfortable. I'd feel nekkid without my favorite blue flannel shirt, the one with the frayed collar and holes in the sleeves and back. I also love to relax at home in nothing but my green boxers with the snarling tigers. I'll be wearing those in Negril, if anyone's interested in seeing them.]
7. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would it be and who would it be with? [Patong Beach, Thailand, with my two sons.]
8. What did you want to be when you were little and do you think you ever will be? [A Raiders-of-the-Lost-Ark-type explorer/adventurer, living a life of danger and trotting off to strange, exotic places around the world. I'm linking up with the Jamaica and Beyond crew in Negril next month, aren't I?]
9.Whats the next planned event you're looking to in your life? [See answer to #8. Wait, before that, I'm looking forward to driving to central Virginia in 2 weeks to see my son's lacrosse team take on UVa.]
10. What were you doing before you started this? [Cracking open my first Coors of the day and getting ready to fix my hungry-man breakfast of scrambled eggs, pancakes, center-cut extra-lean bacon, and hashbrowns.]
11. Who was the last person you spoke to that you didnt want to talk to? [My boss--not that I dislike her or anything, it's just that she was the last person I wanted to talk to at 4:30 on Friday.]
12. What was your favourite toy as a child . . .and now? [Two daggers my dad had brought back from northern Africa in WW-II. One had an ivory handle. The other one had a handle made of goat or some kind of horn, with an elaborate ivory and enamel inlay pattern and a blood groove down the blade. I still have that last one. I used to try to hone my knife-throwing skills, hurling them at the large willow tree and monkey cigar tree in my grandparents' backyard. I never could get the knack of it. I still have an appreciation of bladed weapons, however. I hate it when I have to remove the little Swiss Army knife that my son gave me from my keychain before leaving for the airport]
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Re: Member of the Week = Wahoo!!

Postby Wahoo » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:09 am

1. Ever sleep with:

a) A midget? [Not yet...but the day is still young.]

b) Someone of another race? [Define "sleep with."]

c) Someone over 60? [No, silly, all my sleeping partners have been younger than me.]

d) Over 80? [That's disgusting!]

e) A trani? [There was that one time that I'm still not so sure about..."]

2. Ever lie about having a VD to get out of sex with someone you didn't want to sleep with? [Who's lying?]

3. When did you stop selling your body as a manwhore and get a day job? [Don't make me go back to #1d and change my answer to "Yes, last night, with your mama."]

4. Ever own a moped? [Do I look like a moped kind of guy to you? I'm more the kind of guy who swaggers nekkid into biker bars, approaches the biggest meanest-looking biker, and says, "I want your boots, your clothes, and the keys to your Harley."]

5. Ever have a virgin? [See answer to #1a.]

6. Your first car? [A used Corvair. Paid $400 cash for it with the earnings from my summer job as a greenskeeper at a golf course.]

7. Ever steal a keg tap? [No, but I've left my saliva on the spout of quite a few.]

8. Ever home grow? [I know my rights, and I plead da fifth.]

9. Ever have your dog lick off your plate and reuse it? [Not since my neighbor started pouring bacon fat on my dog's poop piles.]

10. Give me time, I'll come up with another 1...........or so.
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Re: Member of the Week = Wahoo!!

Postby Wahoo » Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:24 pm

2. If you could be given ANY gift what would it be? [An all-expenses-paid weekend at the Bunny Ranch in Reno, Nevada, would be cool.]

If any of you are filthy, stinkin rich and want to make an old man's dying wish come true, I'd be most grateful.
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Re: Member of the Week = Wahoo!!

Postby Wahoo » Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:27 pm

Actually, I sometimes lie and tell gyals I meet in Internet forums and chat rooms that I'm filthy, stinking rich. (Oh well, 2 out of 3 aint bad...) ;-)
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Re: Member of the Week = Wahoo!!

Postby Wahoo » Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:06 pm

Bajanbabe wrote:
Wahoo wrote:Actually, I sometimes lie and tell gyals I meet in Internet forums and chat rooms that I'm filthy, stinking rich. (Oh well, 2 out of 3 aint bad...) ;-)


Has it ever worked? If so relate the story.
:-P :-P :-P


No, but I'm not above telling a little "white lie" if it might help to get me laid. A few years ago I attended a conference at the Anaheim Convention Center. The last night there, after the conference was over, I was happily ensconced at my hotel's bar, savoring a cold Corona, when two stunning gals entered and took seats beside me at the bar. I introduced myself, fibbing that I was Bob Oatley, owner of the Wild Oats XI, in town provisioning for the upcoming Sydney to Hobart Yacht Race, but I think they saw through my ruse. The bar TV was broadcasting a "Rattlesnake Alert." This is true--rattlesnakes were being driven down out of the hills by wildfires and into populated areas, posing the increased danger of snakebites. Neither of those gals, though--even though they were blondes--were buying my repeated assertions that semen is an effective deterent to snakebites. I guess it just wasn't my night to get lucky.
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Re: Member of the Week = Wahoo!!

Postby Tequila and Lime » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:03 pm

You ever meet any stunningly beautiful women from this board?
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Re: Member of the Week = Wahoo!!

Postby Wahoo » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:33 pm

Tequila and Lime wrote:You ever meet any stunningly beautiful women from this board?


One or two... ;-)
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Re: Member of the Week = Wahoo!!

Postby ECO » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:34 pm

Any good pictures?
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Re: Member of the Week = Wahoo!!

Postby Wahoo » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:45 pm

ECO wrote:Any good pictures?


Actually, yes. But I'm not at liberty of posting them without they's consent.
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Re: Member of the Week = Wahoo!!

Postby Wahoo » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:46 pm

Wahoo wrote:
ECO wrote:Any good pictures?


Actually, yes. But I'm not at liberty of posting them without they's consent.


Wahoo doesn't kiss and tell! 8-)
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Re: Member of the Week = Wahoo!!

Postby ECO » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:02 pm

I don't look at the pictures that Wahoo e-mails me and tell either so send them in a zip file.
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Re: Member of the Week = Wahoo!!

Postby Tequila and Lime » Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:24 am

Wahoo wrote:
ECO wrote:Any good pictures?


Actually, yes. But I'm not at liberty of posting them without they's consent.


I'm okay with it. You would have to ask Shell, though.

Get your mind out of the gutter, people!!!!!!
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