Millionaire Calgarian on the Run

[ECO]

If I was rich I would run like hell as well before I risked my money and going to jail for life!

[ECO]

How about not committing the crime then you would have no reason to run.

No reason to use logic. IMO a good man should be able to bail his ass out of trouble and if he can't he should be able to find a country to escape to that values him only for his money and not the crimes that he committed.

[Wahoo]

What's most puzzling to me is, what keeps those cups from falling off.

[Wahoo]

Q: What do you give a millionaire Calgarian who has everything on his birthday?

A: Teeth and fingers.

[Wahoo]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,541623,00.html

It's rumored he joined the Taliban and is in Afghanistan.

[Wahoo]

'Cause I was wondering, why would a millionaire--who can have anything money will buy--want the gyal's teeth and fingers? (Note: he pulled out her teeth and cut off her fingers before stuffing her body in the suitcase.)

[Wahoo]

Update: The swimsuit model was identified by the serial numbers on her breast implants.

[Wahoo]

Putting the teeth under your pillow for the tooth fairy I can understand, but what's he gonna do with the fingers???

[Wahoo]

Actually, I bet it's the tooth fairy that's been stealing Eco's socks, 'cause he's too much of a cheapskate to leave teeth under his pillow.

[Wahoo]

Actually, I bet it's the tooth fairy that's been stealing Eco's socks, 'cause he's too much of a cheapskate to leave teeth under his pillow.

Actually, that makes no sense at all, but what does make sense any more in today's world???

[Wahoo]

How about not committing the crime then you would have no reason to run.

No reason to use logic. IMO a good man should be able to bail his ass out of trouble and if he can't he should be able to find a country to escape to that values him only for his money and not the crimes that he committed.

Libya would probably take him...they cheer the arrival of murderers in their country.

[ECO]

The news is claiming that Cuba used all of their TOILET PAPER MONEY for hurricane repair last year and the country will run out before the end of this year http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090807/lf_ ... letpaper_1

With some of his money he should be able to buy his way into Cuba with toilet paper.

[Rose21]

I think he cut her fingers off so she couldn't be identified by her finger print,and her teeth by dental records.What a monster

I wonder how much money he's worth-better spend as much as he can.

[Wahoo]

Trying to find a gal without fake boobs is like pulling teeth...oops, wrong choice of simile.

[Wahoo]

Millionaire Calgarian found dead in British Columbia motel. Motel manager stated he arrived in a Chrysler PT Cruiser with Alberta license plates and stayed in the car while a young woman checked them in. The woman paid cash for three days, and when the couple didn't check out, the manager unlocked the room and found Jenkins hanging from the bar of a clothing rack.

In an ironic twist, the Millionaire Calgarian was positively IDed by his fingerprints.

[Rose21]

I thought he would get caught and give the family some closer as to why he kill his wife. He took the easy way out.
What a sad story.