My new joke

[Nanoose]

When ever some one asks me my name I always give them my first and last name (Robert Gardner) then sometimes for a joke I say – guess what I do for a liven and they usually guess that I am a gardener. My new joke is going to be when I say – guess what I do for a living and if they guess gardener I am going to pretend that my feelings are hurt and say no I’m a concert pianist do I look like a conman gardener then look at my hands like maybe they were dirty and that’s why they thought I was a gardener. To bad I didn’t think of this new joke before I went drinking at the Arlington on the week end. Cheers!

[ECO]

Nah, tell them you impregnate cows with frozen semen as you shake their hand. Hopefully they know that before the semen is injected someone has to reach in and remove the the brown stuff that floats in the toilet from the colon<---never asked why but I've seen it done 100's of times.

[allenePanek]

Humor is one of the things that makes the human race great. Jokes can cheer up the depressed, break the tension between people, can mend relationships and help dry tears.

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