New meaning to Tight End plus How was your day?

[Nanoose]

Today I did some grounds keeping for the wife of a former Edmonton Eskimo football player.
This morning when she explained to me not to count on seeing Bruce to much to day because he has developed Shingles on and in his rear I felt pretty bad for him. I was also a little disappointed because he’s a real hoot and when ever I work there he comes out and crakes jokes and tells stories until his wife comes out and shoos him away because I can’t get any work done. (usually I take my grounds keeping job pretty seriously but it is pretty hard getting things done when he’s out).
Not sure were I was going with that Edmonton Eskimo tight end and shingles on the rear end thing but Bruce was out by 10:00 cracking me up and telling stores so it was a good day.
Going to add that years ago Bruce helped get a school bus mechanically sound for a mobile raise a reader program. Now the kids in the District know him as #69 the bus driver guy. Actually they just know him as the bus driver man or Mr. bus driver.
Cheers and happy week end!

[Wahoo]

It could be worse, Nanoose. Bruce could have shingles on his balls.

A man goes to his local nurse about a severe rash on his balls. She examines him & says “You’re going to have to stop wanking” he says “Why?” She says “Because I’m trying to examine you!”

[ECO]

No clue what shingles are and I don't want to find out!

My balls are made for washing and maybe an occasional tea bag......not for roofing tiles!