Not complaining but my wife makes me do all the work

[Nanoose]

4 years ago I went to war against my crake head neighbors because they were accusing me of things I didn’t do and uttering threats. During the war and well I was
at work it was a bit of a comfort knowing my wife had 2 good dogs by her side and she was locked and loaded - but sometimes I would also think that because she is a bit of a slacker
I would wind up doing all the work.
All she probably would of done was drag them behind the shed (20 feet away) then sit around till I got home and ask me to drag them to the peat moss bog (500 feet away).
Then in 20 years she would probably make me dig them up again so she could start calling them mummy.
(in case you didn’t know peat moss bogs have preserving properties and living by a peat moss bog means you have just as many – “mummy - I mean mommy” jokes as you do planting “2 lips – I mean tulips jokes”.
Because mummies I mean mommy’s are one thing the wife and have in common I thought
I would include this song by the band – Deep Blue Something Cheers and happy week end!

[Wahoo]

I always liked that tune, but if I've learned nothing else in life, I've learned that when it's over, it's over.

[Wahoo]

...besides, while that poor dude was crying in his beer and boo-hooing about Breakfast at Tiffanys, his philandering GF was probably in Jamaica on a sex vacation at Hedo II...