I like making notes to myself.. just forget where I put dem all the time so I won't remember until I do it again and think damnnnn didnt I say the last time I wasnt gonna do that again????
Note to self.. do NOT walk up the stairs with three cups of boiling hot tea in ur hands
Don't pee out of a 3rd floor window with the wind blowing toward your home.......with your father's window open on the second floor......with him in the room.....when he's in a bad mood. Worse yet, lying about it when confronted......hard to blame that one on the dog, neighbor or younger sister.