My un-official adopted son is broken

[Nanoose]

About 4 years ago I seen my un-official son walking around town with a big bandage on his finger. When I asked him what happened he gave me this unbelievable story and added that he would probably loose his finger. I didn’t believe him and figured it was probably just a scratch and he was telling another one of his whoppers. Last Thursday I met him in town and we went for a beer when I noticed he was missing a finger I said – aw you did wind up loosing the finger and he said – ya but it could of been worse it could have been this one and then he showed me his middle finger on his other hand.
A couple minutes after that a crack head asked him for a buck and he sat up in his chair got hold of his dirt bike helmet and said – where’s the $10 you owe me. I was filled with un-official adopted father pride because I could see my un–official adopted sons innocence cherry had been popped in the last 4 years. Years ago he was a young adult with the heart and sometimes the mind of a child and people took advantage of his nature. After the crake head left he said – I don’t know if he really owes me $10 but F him then he held up his hand that was missing the index finger and made gestures – we had been talking about how sometimes he still feels that there is a figure there its like that phantom pain any way that’s why it was funny him making f u gestures without a finger. Cheers!

[ECO]

Sad story, never met anyone who is not about to give a two handed FU. Want to start a collection for a fake finger....maybe a play doo one or at least a Popsicle one?