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Postby Wahoo » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:02 pm

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b*tch. :naughty:
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Re: One-liners

Postby Nanoose » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:47 pm

As a child I was so bright my mother called me sunny.
Cheers!
What's pushing us apart isn't loneliness what's holding us together isn't love. Listen to the man who's been touched all his life yes he's the one they call the fool. Where is that savoir of the sidewalk life and the road that takes us to the crusades? We still got along way to go yes we still got a along way to go.

Alice Cooper – Long Way To Go

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Re: One-liners

Postby Wahoo » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:24 pm

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. ;-)
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Re: One-liners

Postby Wahoo » Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:37 pm

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Re: One-liners

Postby Wahoo » Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:09 am

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
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Re: One-liners

Postby Wahoo » Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:14 am

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Re: One-liners

Postby Wahoo » Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:18 am

You can't trust or believe anything you read on the Internet.

--Abraham Lincoln
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Re: One-liners

Postby ECO » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:15 pm

"The earth, I invented it"

---Al gore
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Re: One-liners

Postby Nanoose » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:55 pm

ECO wrote:"The earth, I invented it"

---Al gore


Awhile back you said that Al Gore discovered North America so now if he is claiming he invented the Earth it means that technically he didn’t discover North America because he must of knew it was there when he invented the Earth.
Can’t see how you could invent the Earth and not know were all the pieces are especially such a big piece like North America. Cheers!
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Re: One-liners

Postby Wahoo » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:34 am

That would be unbelievable, Nanoose, except that we have a President who doesn't know the number of states in the Union. He claimed to have visited 57.
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Re: One-liners

Postby ECO » Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:22 pm

Actually the count is sort of under 50 since some are commonwealths instead of states. I forget what the states are called that are not counted as either since we ignore them......DC and PR come to mind.
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