Own Your Own Air Jamaica Plane!

[ECO]

Do you have an extra $17,000,000.00 burning a hole in your pocket?

Have you always wanted to own a Air Jamaica plane?

If so, I'm willing to broker the deal for you for 8.99%!

Air Jamaica is trying to sell off the only two planes they own to pay back the IRS (US).

Story: http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/news/Air ... 11_7407473

[ECO]

I'm now open to cash offers?

[Rose21]

ECO

Do you have an extra $17,000,000.00 burning a hole in your pocket?

If so, I'm willing to broker the deal for you for 8.99%!

Thats all they're asking? I've more than that lying around, the interest rate seems reasonable. Go ahead and put the deal together. It's about time I own my own Airline. BTW, can you guarnatee me that my interest rate won't go up in a year or two?

[ECO]

No promises on the interest rate.......but, I'm willing to take a one time cash payment of $14,000 for each plane. If you buy both of them I'll kick in a bridge in New York and a monument in DC to sweeten the deal.

I wonder if I can get in trouble for selling stuff I don't own

[Wahoo]

I'll go in halfsies with you, Eco. We could gut one of them planes--remove all the seats and floatation devices and other useless stuff--and start our own Jamaican export business. I reckon we could recoup our $17,000,000 investment and even turn a tidy profit in only one or two trips. And we wouldn't even have to repaint the plane. What better cover than the Air Jamaica logo?

[ECO]

What a great idea! We could export Magnum (men's sex enhancing drink), jerk sauce, and herbs. With the few lessons I took a couple years ago we could save money on hiring a pilot that knows what they are doing......

If you get the time, Google for the smuggling stories from the 1960-1980's out of Jamaica.