Penises breaking during 'rough sex'

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Re: Penises breaking during 'rough sex'

Postby Jelakins » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:34 am

Tinks wrote::rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

Break??????????????
Fracture???????????????????????????

Dem have a bone in deh? :rolling:



WETTERIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!


That has got to be the best story I've read in ages!!!!! Thank BB
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Re: Penises breaking during 'rough sex'

Postby ECO » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:20 am

<sitting here cross legged typing this> It's hard to express how uncomfortable I am reading this.........while I've never broke mine, I've come close and it hurts like hell.
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Re: Penises breaking during 'rough sex'

Postby ECO » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:33 am

Lol, no I don't dagger in or out of bed.
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Re: Penises breaking during 'rough sex'

Postby Tequila and Lime » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:31 am

OMG.....funny story. Thanks for the laughs this morning.
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Re: Penises breaking during 'rough sex'

Postby Jelakins » Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:31 pm

Bajanbabe wrote:Ha ha I tell you I am still coming to grips with it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.... :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:



Your GRIP must have been well tight!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Penises breaking during 'rough sex'

Postby Jelakins » Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:33 pm

ECO wrote:Lol, no I don't dagger in or out of bed.



Now my mind is in OVERDRIVE .... What on earth WERE you doing to almost break it????
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Re: Penises breaking during 'rough sex'

Postby Tequila and Lime » Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:52 pm

Yeah, I want to know too, Eco.
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Re: Penises breaking during 'rough sex'

Postby ECO » Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:28 pm

If you are going for a 2' thrust and you shaft is less than 2' you need good aim or it's like running it into a brick wall. Imagine if your finger did not have a bone and you poked it fast and hard on the ground, it would bend--same goes for the slong.
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Re: Penises breaking during 'rough sex'

Postby LadySizzla » Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:54 pm

i feel ill - and I don't have one!
I intrigue more people in real life than I do in cyberspace.What I WILL do is to capitalize on their attraction to me.If I set out to take advantage of anyone's attraction, its simply for the benefit of God's kingdom.People such as myself, whether we try or not, will always radiate some kinda attraction that men find alluring.my message to those who find it annoying "Don't hate".
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Re: Penises breaking during 'rough sex'

Postby Tequila and Lime » Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:11 pm

That's 2 feet right? Not 2 inches. Cause I'm kind of feeling sorry for you right now, Eco.
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Re: Penises breaking during 'rough sex'

Postby ECO » Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:18 pm

Lol, yes feet!
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Re: Penises breaking during 'rough sex'

Postby Wahoo » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:25 pm

I pulled my groin a couple of weeks ago... for about 20 minutes. :oops:
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Re: Penises breaking during 'rough sex'

Postby Lillywight » Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:35 pm

Wahoo wrote:I pulled my groin a couple of weeks ago... for about 20 minutes. :oops:


DWL!!!! ROFLMAO.
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