Perverts and killers and crake heads oh my.

[Nanoose]

This morning when I was walking down the highway to work I thought about a song from the Wizard of OZ but instead of lions and tigers and bears it was - Perverts and killers and crake heads oh my.
Then I would walk a little faster and think (a little faster) perverts and killers and crake heads oh my. For about a ½ minute I kept doing it and I tried to increase the pace each time. Then I started wondering if I was stupid or something because I should really be thinking about Flying monkeys.
The guy that killed my friend had a similar build and similar body language to the Scare Crow in the Wizard of Oz so I started thinking if he comes around here I’m going to Flying monkey him and when he wakes up he will be saying – first he tore my head off and through it over here then he tore my leg off and through it over there then he tore my other leg off and through it over here.
It might not of been so funny if the killer showed up last night while I was watching an old VCR tape because I would of died of embarrassment if he snuck up behind me and said – Mary Poppins?
Cheers and happy week end!

[ECO]

You folks have crack up there?

If so where does your coke come from?

The UK claims most of their coke comes from JA....smuggled in the body=yuck.

BTW, I hate coke or any chemical drugs...pure fuckery!

[Nanoose]

You folks have crack up there?

If so where does your coke come from?

The UK claims most of their coke comes from JA....smuggled in the body=yuck.

BTW, I hate coke or any chemical drugs...pure fuckery!

Not sure were the crake and coke comes from – perhaps Satin. (did my Church Lady imitation as I typed that). Awhile back I met a couple of UK back packers heading to Parksville one night and I let them know they should be careful because we call it Cracksville.
They seemed surprised and said – ow you’s have that stuff here and then told me that there wasn’t a crake or meth problem in the UK which I really didn’t believe. Cheers!

[ECO]

Lol @ Satan!