Pilot Joke

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An old air force pilot wearing his aviator cap and glasses sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his java, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Cessnas, Gulfstreams, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict. I taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot. What are you?"

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."