Wahoo's vacation plan

[ECO]

That photo doesn't show a picture of your ass, did you post the right one?

While I'm at it, is that photo on a boat? If so, what model--- I want one with beer taps!

[Wahoo]

I wanted to bring my 3 pet vultures with me on this trip, but the last time I tried to board with them, the flight attendant said, "Sorry, sir, but only two carrions allowed."

[Wahoo]

Omigod! Was checking the Grand Pineapple Beach Negril website on TripAdvisor to see if any new photos had been posted, and one of the videos is of the same exact beach-side room I stayed in on my first stay there (when it was Negril Gardens)! If you want to see where Wahoo stayed, click on the link (http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review ... maica.html), then scroll down to the Traveler Photos & Videos section and click on the 2nd video (labeled "Walk from beach to room Grand Pineapple").

[ECO]

You managed to climb up those stairs after drinking all day?

[Wahoo]

Sometimes I amaze myself, Eco! If I ever stay there again (and I'm praying for a third visit), I hope I get the same room, 'cause I believe it was the best room at the resort. Didn't have a view of the beach or the sea from my veranda or bedroom window, but the view was breathtaking nonetheless--surrounded by every kind of tree (ackee, breadfruit, coconut, etc) and flora found in Jamaica and with an interesting view of daily life at the homes behind Alfred's Ocean Palace and the comforting sounds of barking dogs, cats, goats, and chickens. Only next time I'm determined to stay no fewer than 4 nights and to hire one of the boats to take me out to the reef to go snorkeling. Last time, even though I packed my mask and snorkle, I never even got my toes wet in the surf at the hotel. Of course, I did take a dip at Canoe, but the less said about that, the better.