Oh great now the wife knows what the stewardess I have been

[Nanoose]

(full topic tittle)Oh great now the wife knows what the stewardess I have been seeing looks like.

Last week when the stewardess I having been seeing drove me home my wife happened to be standing on the front porch so I felt obliged to introduce them to each other.
I was hoping my wife would ask me what I had been doing so I could say - after I planted my 2-lips I mean tulips – I gave her bush a good trimming. But my wife would of slapped me because she has heard that joke a gazillion times.
Actually it is great that they both finally met after years of just talking on the phone – booking me for grounds keeping work. Cheers!

[ECO]

Post a picture of her or e-mail it to me if it's naughty.

[Nanoose]

Post a picture of her or e-mail it to me if it's naughty.

Well to tell you the truth one hot summer day we did get naughty and erected a garden shed without a permit - will try to find the photo and post it ASP. Cheers!

[ECO]

Lol, I'm sure your sewer heating greenhouse will need one as well.