What made you laugh yourself STOOOOOPID today?

[ECO]

Here's a bumper sticker:

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[ECO]

Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases.



"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

"Water-boarding is out so kill them all!"

"Interrogators can't water-board dead guys"

" U.S. Marines - Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"

"Do Draft-Dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"


"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the Marines don't have that problem." ...Ronald Reagan

[ECO]

Frozen Skunk

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.? There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "OK, get in the car with it."

The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

"But what about the smell?" asked the wife.

He says, "Just hold its little nose."

The man is expected to recover; but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene

[Irie]

CLOSURE

[Wahoo]

Luv those bumper stickers, Eco. I think the bumper sticker I cherished most (aside from the "Don't Tell Obama What Comes After A Trillion" on my current bumper) was the Bogue Inlet Fishing Pier (Emerald Isle, NC) sticker that was on the bumper of the base model Nissan Sentra I drove for 13 years. Had almost 200,000 miles on that car before it died on me (and that's a long story in itself). Had a love/hate relationship with that car. It was fire engine red, and I hated that color every day I drove that car for 13 years.

[Rose21]

A MAN has been banned for life from a public city park after he allegedly dropped his pants and tried to have sex with a tree. William Shaw, 21, has been ordered by a court not to enter Central Park in Airdrie, Scotland after claims he attempted to have intercourse with the plant.

It is alleged he dropped his trousers and underpants while in the visitor attraction in September last year.

It is claimed he then tried to have simulated sex with the tree while his trousers were around his ankles.
Shaw, of Airdrie, pleaded not guilty to an act of public indecency at the town's sheriff court.

Sheriff Frank Pieri released Shaw on bail on the condition that he stays away from Central Park.

A neighbour said: "I have seen him about and he seems a quiet lad."

Shaw is due to stand trial next month. He was also accused of committing the offence while on bail for another matter from November 2007.

It is not the first bizarre sex charge to hit the headlines in Scotland.

In 2007 Steven Marshall, 19, admitted simulating sex with the pavement in Galashiels, Selkirkshire.

In the same year Robert Stewart, 53, was caught by two cleaners having sex with a bicycle in his hostel room in Ayr.

I can only assume alcohol was involved

[ECO]

The ants all over your computer screen

[Wahoo]

[ECO]

My 3 year old walking around saying "I'm Mr Lover lover" it took me a while to get out of her that she heard the words in my truck:

[GhettoGurl]

Pastor Preacher in the pic of my siggy on Another forum

BTW thats cute Eco LOL

[ECO]

Playing with GG's signature countdown while she is walking her pets

[GhettoGurl]

F*cker.. I want my mulato baby back!!!! DWL!!!!

[damswell]

Aloysiuis from The jamaican comedy LUNATIC!!!!

[ECO]

Feeding my daughter tuna fish and telling her it's chicken. She knows somethings fishy but claims it's really good chicken. She can't figure out why her sister is keeping away from her (repulsed by the smell of fish).