Ganja Stories

[ECO]

You should title that: WHEN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT BACKFIRES

Maybe he should sue the candle people for not putting a label on them saying they were not approved for ADA use.

[Nanoose]

You should title that: WHEN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT BACKFIRES

Maybe he should sue the candle people for not putting a label on them saying they were not approved for ADA use.

I did go back to the dollar store and tell the owner about the candles and he pulled the old I don’t speak English thing on me. He wrote English pretty well though because all he had to do to legally sell them was add the word "decretive" to – Christmas candles

Cheers and merry Christmas.

[Nanoose]

When I was head grounds keeper for Mrs. Millner (a cousin to the Queen of England) I had the keys to a steam heated green house and if you think I didn’t take advantage of it – you don’t know me. One spring day I was informed that in 2 months a member of the Royal family would be visiting Mrs. Millner - so the grounds would have to be in ship shape. It was an- ey-ey sir because I knew I always kept the grounds in ship shape and my pot plants would be in the bush long before the Royals showed up.
Awhile after that paranoia started playing with me and I started wondering if there would be Double Knot Spies (007) lurking around the bush during the visit and could find my plants.
Then I started thinking that because the Double Knot Spies were in Canada they would have to call the RCMP and because it was a Royal visit the Mounties would have to show up in dress uniform and on horse back.
I figure it would have been a grand way of being arrested but I also figure Mrs. Millner would of told the Royal visitors that I took good care of her 2 lips – I mean tulips and they would of waved the mountains off. Cheers and happy New Year

[Nanoose]

When I grew weed for fun and profit my number one rule was not to sell to any one under the age of 18. And maybe the only exception to that rule might have been a 17 year old with a graduation diploma with a 99% or better average.
There was one 16 year old kid in town who just couldn’t understand why I wouldn’t sell him weed and eventually he started calling me a hurting buddy. (that was a saying in town back in those days so it kind of hurt my feelings because I was hip to what it really meant)
Today (and about 8 years later) while I was in town I seen a guy - he stopped and said hey I know you and by then I knew he was that 16 year old kid who had grown up to be a pretty big boy so I didn’t know what would be happing next. Turned out we had a delightful conversations about what we have been up to for the past years.
He now has something to do with studying and predicting earth quakes on Vancouver Islands west coast. So now I am stating to think that maybe he will be the person who predicts the big one and saves millions of life’s and in part it will be thanks to me for not selling him weed when he was a kid. (because my weed was so good he wouldn’t of given a 110% attention to his studies). Cheers!

[ECO]

I think he would have to smoke to do such a boring job!

[ECO]

What time is it?

project 365 6.3.jpg

[Nanoose]

I noticed that the 3 clocks were all at 4::00 so I started to wonder if you are trying to tell me that there will be a major earth quake at 4;00 and I had better put on my swim fins.
I goggled project 365 and found a Website about the pitcher thing and it made me miss my digital camera. My digital camera broke just before Christmas and now I have been using a cheep disposable film camera. Cheers!

[Nanoose]

During the summer an out of town friend grew a few pot plants.
When he harvested he put an 1/8th away for me so I could have a taste of something he grew. Then he partied hardy for a couple of months on his bud. After that he had to start buying his weed again – he is not a rich man he is a hard working family guy so he could of smoked my bag and saved some money but he didn’t so I think that’s way cool.
He paid us a visit this week end – gave us the bag and a real nice potted orchid that is in it’s flowering stage. The root of that orchid originally came from the
ButchartGardens, (a National historic site and floral gardens located near Victoria, British Columbia.

Any way I was thinking that if any one wanted a taste of the things that can grow on Vancouver Island (besides pot) the Butchant gardens is a fine example.
Gooogle - butchart gardens + Victoria bc.
Cheers!

[ECO]

I noticed that the 3 clocks were all at 4::00 so I started to wonder if you are trying to tell me that there will be a major earth quake at 4;00 and I had better put on my swim fins.
I goggled project 365 and found a Website about the pitcher thing and it made me miss my digital camera. My digital camera broke just before Christmas and now I have been using a cheep disposable film camera. Cheers!

They are all showing "420" I had to explain to GG what that means.....do you know?

[Nanoose]

I noticed that the 3 clocks were all at 4::00 so I started to wonder if you are trying to tell me that there will be a major earth quake at 4;00 and I had better put on my swim fins.
I goggled project 365 and found a Website about the pitcher thing and it made me miss my digital camera. My digital camera broke just before Christmas and now I have been using a cheep disposable film camera. Cheers!

They are all showing "420" I had to explain to GG what that means.....do you know?

4:20 is held at 4:20 PM of the 4th month and everybody is supposed to spark a doobie up at that time to show their support for legalization. Personally I don’t support legalization because it will take away income from the hard working growers and dealers. Cheers!

[Nanoose]

Once I was rolling a joint of freshly harvested skunk weed in a bathroom stale at the Parkville community center and I guy entered the washroom and said- smells good.
All I could see was his shinny black shoes so I wondered if he was a cop – so I thought fast and said – umm I just farted.

[ECO]

Once I was rolling a joint of freshly harvested skunk weed in a bathroom stale at the Parkville community center and I guy entered the washroom and said- smells good.
All I could see was his shinny black shoes so I wondered if he was a cop – so I thought fast and said – umm I just farted.

At some point I'll share my puff puff pass story on here if I have not done so already.....I passed to a cop.....but it was after our laws changed so all went well.

[Nanoose]

During the 80s recession ever body and their dogs started growing ganja to make a buck so it was very competitive and 1/8th were going for $15. So I started pushing my organic ganja and because it was organic I charged $25 an 1/8th..
Business was pretty slow at first but one day Mr. T approached me and said he was interested in my organic weed but he would pity the sucker who tried to pass off
non organic weed as organic.
This guy was pretty big and had tons of gold jewelry so I gave him a free sample of my organic weed and the next day he and his buddies drove over in their van begging for more. Cheers!

PS: This Mr. T wasn’t the guy from the A Team – he just dressed like him and he was pretty muscular so that was his nick name. Also he and his buddies didn’t come over in a van that was just an A Team flash back.

[GhettoGurl]

DWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Nano.. since it's organic would that mean that it is harmless for my baby?? LMAO

No more ganja stories for me anytime soon though :S

[Nanoose]

Well my wife smoked ganja when she was pregnant and one of my sons turned out to
be a Rodeo clown so maybe you better not take the chance.
Both our sons were born healthy as horses but maybe only because we got lucky.
So I figure you will sleep better at night if you didn’t have to worry if you are harming the child you are charring by smoking ganja. Also if it turned out that the child is born with a health problem you will spend the rest of your life wondering if it is your fault because you smoked ganja during the pregnancy. Cheers!

PS: I am still wondering if this is a joke or you are actually pregnant. If so maybe it’s time to choose a name – I’m thinking something that rhymes with – Caboose.

[ECO]

http://forum.grasscity.com/general-mari ... nancy.html <----The short read

http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/hem ... babies.htm <--The long read

Draw your own conclusions....not a great study but it shows that ganja does not harm the little buns in the oven.

[ECO]

BTW, the baby should be called Herb....or Herbert....maybe even Spliff <---that's a cool nickname!

[Nanoose]

Even Paraquat couldn’t stop us.

In the late 70s the US Government started spraying marijuana fields in Mexico with Paraquat figuring it would help them win the war on drugs.
At that time it was a real concern for me because most our pot came from Mexico so to be on the safe side I started learning how to grow my own indoors.
( I was afraid if I grew it all outside the Paraquat police would find it and spray them with the poison)
And I think a lot f people did the same thing and started growing indoors – back in those days you grew pot in a closet with a couple of 40 watt light bulbs - but its down to a science now so the Government will never win the war on drugs.
Also going to add that I don’t think the Government should of even considered using Paraquat because it’s not a selective herbicide - they used to spray the marijuana fields using plans so anything with foliage (trees, food crops est.) was contaminated if the Paraquat landed on it.
3 cheers for the good guys and keep up the battle on the war against marijuana