My wife, my gay dog and the fine young cannibals.

[Nanoose]

Yesterday I was thinking that I have made more posts on JAB about my gay dog then I did my wife so I though that I had better change that before she finds out and goes EMO on me.
My wife is one of the two people that I ever showed the secret location of my bush ganja plants and after I showed her I had to tell her – you know I love you but I’m never f*cking bringing you back here because you left a trail that a blind man could follow.
I am the wind in the bush she is a moose (not because she is large but because she is clumsy) Any way it hurt her feelings so I took it back and spent the summer trying to teach her how to be the wind in the bush - but ever time I heard her break branch it drove me crazy because I knew it was one more chance for someone finding my plants.
So I tried to think up a nice way of telling her that this will be the last f*cking season that I bring her to see my plants because she is still leaving a trail that a blind man could follow and started telling her stories about how cougars went after the stragglers and the clumsy. Then I would pick up the pace - get a bit a head of her and let her sweat it out - by spring time she was too afraid to ever set foot in the bush again. Include an extended dance mix of the song – she drives e crazy. Cheers and enjoy!