Thinking of getting back into the vampire slaying business.

[Nanoose]

10 years ago I went back to school to get my grade 12 diploma and eventual a student who thought he was a vampire got jealous of my math skills and started a rumor (to staff and students) that I was selling drugs on campus. It kind of hurt my feelings because I was just there for the diploma and I thought ever body knew that but I heard people whispering things like – I thought so.
It also ticked me off so when ever I seen this guy in town I would walk behind him and I would keep saying vampire until he turned around then I would say things like bite me vampire. Sometimes he would get real mad and clench his fists and fangs so I would point to the bulging veins in my fore arm and say – B Positive vampire come and get it.
Eventually I didn’t see him around town so I patted my self on the back for ridding my community of a vampire but what really happened was he got caught by the cops in some bushes out side a home. He told the cops he was waiting for his buddy so they could rape and kill the woman in side and that they were both vampires so the cops waited for the buddy then arrested them and put them in the loony bin
Last week I seen the vampire back in town and it ticked me off because he was looking healthy and maybe hungry.
In my opinion he wasn’t crazy he was just a creep so a loony bin was too good for him –
they should of chained him upside down from the rafters and say well if you think you’re a vampire that’s how they sleep night e night vampire.
Any way I kept an eye on which way he flew in case I have to find the vampire hangout.
Cheers!

[Wahoo]

It's easy to slay vampires. Just spread a trail of banana peels outside they vampire hangout and yell insults like "Vampires suck!" Then as they angrily spill out of the vampire hangout and slip on the banana peels, you can easily pick them off one by one with silver bullets. Like shooting fish in a barrell. If you run out of silver bullets, a wooden stake thru the heart will work.

[ECO]

10 years ago I went back to school to get my grade 12 diploma

Huh, didn't someone ever tell you that you can buy those things online? Heck, for a few $$$ you can be the proud owner of a doctorate. I'm still searching for a Nobel Peace prize but I might just settle for a nice glass pipe.

[Nanoose]

It's easy to slay vampires. Just spread a trail of banana peels outside they vampire hangout and yell insults like "Vampires suck!" Then as they angrily spill out of the vampire hangout and slip on the banana peels, you can easily pick them off one by one with silver bullets. Like shooting fish in a barrell. If you run out of silver bullets, a wooden stake thru the heart will work.

These are modern day vampires so I was thinking of tying a dungeon and dragons video game to a string and luring them into the sun light or dark secluded ally if I have enough string. Cheers!

[Nanoose]

10 years ago I went back to school to get my grade 12 diploma

Huh, didn't someone ever tell you that you can buy those things online? Heck, for a few $$$ you can be the proud owner of a doctorate. I'm still searching for a Nobel Peace prize but I might just settle for a nice glass pipe.

Well buying an online diploma would have been cheaper but it wouldn’t of been the same –
I felt like the scare crow in the wizard of Oz when I received my diploma.
The rumor he started almost got me kicked out – even though I was a dedicated student the vampire had relatives in high places so they believed him. Cheers!