My gay dog

[Nanoose]

When my 2 sons were adolescents I sometimes wondered if I would be able to get past my homo phobia if it turned out that they were gay and except it and still truly love them. I mostly figured that of coarse I would but sometimes times I figured something’s are easier said then done especially if you have a bad case of the homo phobia.
But now thanks to my gay dog I know that I would of because as soon as I realized my dog was gay I excepted it and continued loving him. And its not just because he has a lot of spunk.

Example: He will climb up a wobbly aluminum extension ladder to sit on a roof with me.

A couple of days ago the wife and I figured that we should start making our gay dog some clothing partly because its cold and he is a short haired and partly because we figured it would be a hoot and it will help our gay dog express him self.

This part was a joke but once I came home from work and my gay dog smelled the female dog that I had been patting and for a couple of seconds I though he was getting excited and maybe he wasn’t gay after all. But then I remembered that if he wasn’t gay - I would have to get him castrated which would cost me $300 so when he tried to smell my hand -
I said - no girl dogs our uckey. Cheers!

[ECO]

Maybe your gay dog and my gay goats would like to go on a picnic?

[Wahoo]

Let us not confuse being gay with being practical. This past week I made an emergency visit to family in my hometown that required staying overnite several nites and in my haste in packing an overnite bag forgot to pack my favorite T-shirt. The first nite was a warm nite and I was sweating in the heavy flannel shirt I was wearing, being unable to change into the T-shirt I neglected to pack. My cousin (she's a big gurl), who was also staying at my family's house, offered me the use of one of her sleeveless T-shirts (with flowery embroidery along the neckline). At first I, of course, rejected her offer, but after another hour or so of sweating bullets in the hot flannel shirt I was wearing, I switched my flannel shirt for her sleeveless T-shirt. OMG! It was so cool and comfortable! My cousin got a big laff out of it, at my expense, but it was such a relief.

I'm just thankful that I thought to pack an extra pair of boxer shorts so I didn't have to borrow a pair of her bloomers!

[Wahoo]

OK, OK, so what if I did kinda like the flowery embroidry? You wanna make someting of it?

[Nanoose]

Once my gay dog and I were out for a walk – I took my eyes off him for a minute and he
went after a pair of balls. When I noticed him I started stripping off my clothes and I knew my titties would soon be tingling. My gay dog had gone out on thin ice to get a tennis ball and I figured the ice was going to break and I would have to jump in and save him. Luckily he is trained to follow hand signals so I started pointing to the shady area of the pond were the ice was thicker an was able to get of the ice. Cheers!

[Wahoo]

I'm just thankful that I thought to pack an extra pair of boxer shorts so I didn't have to borrow a pair of her bloomers!

I wouldn't want it getting around that Wahoo got into his cousin's bloomers!

[ECO]

I'm just thankful that I thought to pack an extra pair of boxer shorts so I didn't have to borrow a pair of her bloomers!

I wouldn't want it getting around that Wahoo got into his cousin's bloomers!

That type of stuff only happens in West Virginia and parts of Northern Maine. My cousin in West Virginia told me that one evening after some great family style good ole fashion steamy sex. <---Remind me to edit out that comment.

[Nanoose]

Maybe your gay dog and my gay goats would like to go on a picnic?

Ya butt what would the kids look like (get it kids – goats) actually I guess if they are gay they will have to adopt.
I used to have a pet milking goat and she was the strongest and most intelligent animal that I ever owned.
(once I tried teaching her how to play chess but she kept eating the pieces)
I am still amassed when I think about how a 40 or 60 pound animal could of broken such heavy chains and bent such thick metal bars. Cheers!

[Nanoose]

One of my friends has a pit bull that is a bull dyke she hates and fights with ever male
dog she meets except my gay dog I think that’s pretty strange. Cheers!

[GhettoGurl]

OMFG, this is the wackiest thing I have ever read DWL

[Nanoose]

In case anybody is thinking that I am making fun of my gay dog I thought I would add that once I almost got in a knock down brawl with an ex biker chick to protect the little fellow. My buddy had promised me a free pup from the litter that his Blue healer had and when I went to pick out a pup he wasn’t home and his girl friend was drunk – out of booze and out of money so she figured I owed her $50 for the dog. When I said that I would come back later she started going on about how she could of sold the dog for $200 yesterday but she hung on to it for me so I should be paying he $200.
The louder she got the more I noticed that one of the pups didn’t go over to the mother it just stayed in a corner by its self and looked really bummed out or confused. so I figured that was the pup I should take because if it hung around her to long it would need therapy. Then I noticed that she was heading for the kitchen ( probably for a blunt object) so I thought fast and asked her if she had a beer for me. She asked me if I was stupid and for a spilt second I thought about doing my Forest Gump imitation and say - stupid is as stupid does but figured I better not. So I said – well why don’t you go get some? She asked me if I was stupid again and I said no and handed her $10 for a six-pack.
After she was gone I picked up the pup and said - that’s Ok boy she’s not coming back.
(I knew she wasn’t coming back because I’m not stupid and I knew she would hit the bar), Then I took the dog home – we all laugh about it now and when they talk to my gay dog they refer to them self’s as grand ma and grand pa. (because he is the off spring of their dog)
As far as the knock down brawl would of went – this gal has nice long legs and she knows how to use them – one of the ways is to kick you in the head 6 or 7 times from
5 feet away. Cheer and happy week end!

PS: Maybe I am a little bit stupid because after I gave her the $10 I kind of wanted to ask her if she knew that 8 packs of Lucky were on sale so that she would ask me if I was stupid again - she was in a better mood by then so maybe my Forest Gump imitation would of went over.

[ECO]

So........you stole a $250 dog by using a $10 carrot?

[Nanoose]

:rolling:

So........you stole a $250 dog by using a $10 carrot?

No way I wouldn’t even steal a carat let a lone a $250 dog they promised me a free pup she was just drunk she couldn’t remember it . I have had a lot of dogs in my life but I have never paid money for a dog because then it would be a posession thing instead it of a friend thing.. Here is one of my favorite poems Cheers!


I'm a lean dog, a keen dog, a wild dog, and lone;
I'm a rough dog, a tough dog, hunting on my own;
I'm a bad dog, a mad dog, teasing silly sheep;
I love to sit and bay the moon, to keep fat souls from sleep.

I'll never be a lap dog, licking dirty feet,
A sleek dog, a meek dog, cringing for my meat,
Not for me the fireside, the well-filled plate,
But shut the door, and sharp stone, and cuff, and kick, and hate.

Not for me the other dogs, running by my side,
Some have run a short while, but none of them would bide.
O mine is still the lone trail, the hard trail, the best,
Wide wind, and wild stars, and the hunger of the quest!

by Irene Rutherford McLeod (1891-?)

[Nanoose]

Up until today my gay dog was the only male dog that I have ever had that wouldn’t do the howling at the moon thing. I even tried to teach him to do it - like when ambulances or fire trucks would go by I would raise my head up and say - aaaaaaaaawoooooo – aaaaaaaaawoooooo but my gay dog would just look at me like I was stupid or something. But today I was goofing around with him and getting him hyped up about the grocery truck that would soon be backing down the drive way so I started saying – beep beep beep and then my gay dog lifted his head up and started doing the howling at the moon thing. So I kept saying beep beep beep and my dog kept a howling. Ever time I teach or train one of our dogs to do something I have to go over the commands or hand signals with the wife so this time I told her that if she ever needed Pup to start howling do this – beep beep beep. Cheers!

[Nanoose]

For about a year and a half I thought that when a friend of the family looked a my gay dog and said meow – meow he was saying it because my gay dog is a bit on the small size so it was like a cat joke. Then one day when he said it - it dawned on me what he really meant and it was pretty funny because he knew I finally got it. Then we laughed and laughed and reminisced about his old dog Penelope the Bull Dyke Pit Bull. Cheers!

[Nanoose]

Last week my neighbor came over and informed me that his dog would be going into her first heat and asked me if I would please keep an eye on my dog. Being neighborly I said sure but after he left I wondered if I should of come out of the closet for my dog and said no problem he’s gay.

If this guy was a Doctor Doolittle and he tried talking to his dog about the birds and the bees she would of told him she already knows because it’s an instinct then she would of told him that he didn’t have to worry about the neighbors dog because he’s gay.
He lacks a chemical that would make him want to reproduce on the other hand when he is sniffing the air it is for something that might be a threat to the wife and I - and I like to think that loyalty is because he knows that the wife and I are the only humans that understand that he is “special”. Cheers and happy week end!