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handbags and man bags

Postby jellybean » Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:01 pm

What have you got in your handbag/man bag....................

I was looking in my bag for something and I thought why have I got so much rubbish in it.

2 jamaica bus tickets
packet of tissues
2 mobile phones
packet of cigarettes
2 lighters
purse
bottle of Miss Dior Cherie perfume
bank statement
payslip
2 calling cards
2 lottery tickets
notebook
2 pens
e45 cream
lipstick
hayfever tables
ipod
tiger balm
lipgloss
cocoa butter
1 empty coin purse
loose change
JA coins
and a magnifier

the only items I have used today are ipod, purse and lipgloss.

So why have I got all the other items in there - I don't know either.

DO you use all the items in you handbag/manbag
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Re: handbags and man bags

Postby ECO » Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:13 pm

I own a man bag! I generally use it when I travel, it's good for:

a small camera

mp3 player

hand cream

change

batteries

Homo Monthly

Lube
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Re: handbags and man bags

Postby LadySizzla » Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:15 pm

ECO wrote:I own a man bag! I generally use it when I travel, it's good for:

a small camera

mp3 player

hand cream

change

batteries

Homo Monthly

Lube


:lol: :lol: :lol:
I intrigue more people in real life than I do in cyberspace.What I WILL do is to capitalize on their attraction to me.If I set out to take advantage of anyone's attraction, its simply for the benefit of God's kingdom.People such as myself, whether we try or not, will always radiate some kinda attraction that men find alluring.my message to those who find it annoying "Don't hate".
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Re: handbags and man bags

Postby LadySizzla » Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:16 pm

to be perfectly honest my bag is a disgrace and i dont want to answer this question cos that would mean i would have to face up to the problem of sorting it out. so i'm gonna carry on carrying my shite. :mrgreen:
I intrigue more people in real life than I do in cyberspace.What I WILL do is to capitalize on their attraction to me.If I set out to take advantage of anyone's attraction, its simply for the benefit of God's kingdom.People such as myself, whether we try or not, will always radiate some kinda attraction that men find alluring.my message to those who find it annoying "Don't hate".
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Re: handbags and man bags

Postby Tequila and Lime » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:33 am

A wallet with no money in it
mints
4 packs of cigarettes
7 lighters
my ipod
my cell phone
pepper spray

Wonder why it is such a gigantic purse and this is all that is in it.
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Re: handbags and man bags

Postby jellybean » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:00 am

I hate carrying big bags with not a lot of stuff in it because everything you need is right at the moment and it takes about 10 minutes to find it.
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Re: handbags and man bags

Postby urban » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:03 am

I have:
wallet with half a 5-dollar bill in it(--don't know where the rest of it went) and a reciept for a $3400 lunch I bought at New Kingston Mall, and 4 business cards.
My keys.
Two 1/4"-to-RCA adapters.
4 USB sticks of various sizes.
Phillips MP3 player w/ Etymotic ER-6 insert phones.
2 mints from dinner 3 weeks ago
1/4 tube of Rolaids antacid tablets
1/2 used tube of Anal-Eze, cherry scented
14 condoms, various colours
1.5" x 7.5" black, realistic dong, shiny easy-to-clean silicone (with balls)
2 silver super-bullet vibrators
1 pair hancuffs, anodized black
1 pair of handcuffs, nickel-plated, double-locking
1 peach Victoria's Secret second skin satin, racer-back demi bra, 36C (only keeping it in here until I figure out who's it is)
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Re: handbags and man bags

Postby ECO » Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:45 pm

urban wrote:I have:
wallet with half a 5-dollar bill in it(--don't know where the rest of it went) and a reciept for a $3400 lunch I bought at New Kingston Mall, and 4 business cards.
My keys.
Two 1/4"-to-RCA adapters.
4 USB sticks of various sizes.
Phillips MP3 player w/ Etymotic ER-6 insert phones.
2 mints from dinner 3 weeks ago
1/4 tube of Rolaids antacid tablets
1/2 used tube of Anal-Eze, cherry scented
14 condoms, various colours
1.5" x 7.5" black, realistic dong, shiny easy-to-clean silicone (with balls)
2 silver super-bullet vibrators
1 pair hancuffs, anodized black
1 pair of handcuffs, nickel-plated, double-locking
1 peach Victoria's Secret second skin satin, racer-back demi bra, 36C (only keeping it in here until I figure out who's it is)


With that much detail I believe you carry all of that stuff, lol at the lube
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Re: handbags and man bags

Postby Tequila and Lime » Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:49 pm

I have a friend who has a backpack very similar to Urban's man bag. He'd never call it a man bag, though.
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Re: handbags and man bags

Postby ECO » Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:54 pm

Tequila and Lime wrote:I have a friend who has a backpack very similar to Urban's man bag. He'd never call it a man bag, though.


Your friend keep handcuffs, lime and a trench shovel in his as well?
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Re: handbags and man bags

Postby Pooky » Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:09 pm

This is all I am gonna say about Man Bags...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ucdGwjMnEs


Nuff said. :wink:
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Re: handbags and man bags

Postby Tequila and Lime » Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:17 pm

ECO wrote:
Tequila and Lime wrote:I have a friend who has a backpack very similar to Urban's man bag. He'd never call it a man bag, though.


Your friend keep handcuffs, lime and a trench shovel in his as well?


handcuffs, yes. He has other interesting things in his to rival the lime and shovel! Isnt' lime and a trench shovel for burying dead? That scares me.
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Re: handbags and man bags

Postby jellybean » Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:37 pm

Tinks wrote:Pink iPod Nano
Sony in ear headphones (black)
Etymotic ER-6i iIsolator In-the-ear Earphones (white)
1 Sony Ericsson K810i
1 Sony Ericsson P1i
Work Pass
Oyster Card
Umbrella
Door Keys
Clarins Hand Cream
Pink Purse
Half empty box of fags
Box of Matches
Lighter
Smints
Disposable contact lenses
lipgloss

Why a half empty box of fags - it could be half full .........................
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Re: handbags and man bags

Postby ECO » Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:18 pm

Tequila and Lime wrote:
ECO wrote:
Tequila and Lime wrote:I have a friend who has a backpack very similar to Urban's man bag. He'd never call it a man bag, though.


Your friend keep handcuffs, lime and a trench shovel in his as well?


handcuffs, yes. He has other interesting things in his to rival the lime and shovel! Isnt' lime and a trench shovel for burying dead? That scares me.


In some Western cultures it's perfectly fine to bury them alive (see Kill Bill part 2).
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