Taxes Suck!

[ECO]

Generally I think tax refunds are for fuc up's that let the government borrow money for free. But......the past two years I got $$$$ back so I was happy

This year they wacked me (after paying all year) with a $7500 I owe them sort of thing....or so my accountant says

When I saw that big folder from my accountant I wanted to hide it until after my vacation.......but I figured maybe I would open it and see another nice statement that says they owe me money

So much for my idea of getting a nice return and being able to afford a new pair of shoes to kick a welfare person in the ass <---talking about people who milk the system not someone in need. Now I'll be the angry bastard who yells at the road workers to hurry it up since I'm paying for them and not their beer breaks.

And people wonder why I don't listen to the news to see where my money is being spent

[Wahoo]

You should have run for Congress. Then you could vote yourself a $10,000 raise (over 2 years) like Congress just did while shafting the rest of the country.

[Rose21]

Tell me about it. I will buy you a pair of new shoes out of the little change they gave me to kick those lazy welfare bastard in the *ss. It pains me when I get my return every year, they took every red cent I made and care for those looser who sleep till noon or when it's time to watch Jerry Springer.

[ECO]

I think I figured it out, first Uncle Sam Taxes my butt, then my state taxes my butt, then if I spend money I pay sales tax...........by the time I'm done paying all of the taxes it's a 50/50 deal......they keep half of my money. It's almost like they are forcing me to sit at home= make less= pay less= keep more???

We really need to bring back child labor and raise the age of retirement to 90 so more people can share in this damn tax burden!

The idea of buying a Bobcat and working in Haiti for the next 18-24 months 12 hours a day 7 days a week WITHOUT HAVING TO PAY ANY TAXES IN THE US seems more interesting to me everyday. Free lodging, free food.....no taxes..... or staying at home doing the 50/50 split thing

[Wahoo]

Eco, here's a young lady who wants to thank you for working and paying taxes:

[ECO]

Wahoo, http://www.youtube.com/user/glozell1 <---the lady who made that has a set of balls on her that make bowling balls look like peas!

BTW, Youtube disabled the video so you have to click in the middle of it to watch it at youtube.

[ECO]

Or I can just edit everuthing and say stuff like GG is HOT

[Wahoo]

Ain't she a hoot! I luv her video clip spoofs (at least I hope they're spoofs). And especially when she does her dance, with those pendulous orbs bouncing!

[Rose21]

I hope this video is a spoof. Once she opens her mouth and start to talk I pause the video.
There are people like her out there.Ugh!

[GhettoGurl]

Or I can just edit everuthing and say stuff like GG is HOT

LMAO... that's funny if I say so myself

[Wahoo]

When are all you rich people gonna stop whining about taxes, it's getting old.

Just give all your money to Obama, and he'll give you back what he thinks you deserve.

Don't expect much, though...the cost of feeding Michele is rising.

[ECO]

Rich people...I'm so poor that now my church checks my fingers for tape before they hand my the offering plate. They claim to be tired of me using my "take a penny or leave or penny" approach to filling my pockets with the money in that plate.

[ECO]

Speaking of taxes, I have to do mine once again right before my vacation. With the crappy economy and such there is not a chance in hell I can afford to pay a fornicating without passion penny. If owe, it's off to jail I go.....and you fuckers can pay $50,000 a year to keep me in the federal prison system. <---It's that the the brown stuff that floats in the toilet, if you can't pay and try to avoid showing that you owe they lock you up and screw all of the other tax payers since in jail you will never have a chance in hell of paying your taxes. I think a bargain is in order, I owe lets say $10,000 and if you lock me up for 5 years it will cost the tax payers $250,000 so we can split the difference and give me a refund of $120,000. For some reason that makes sense to me.

[Wahoo]

Stop whining!

Oh hell, I might as well whine, too. Got my state tax return already. A whopping check for $19! I was counting on more, but I made a math error on my return. Still waiting for the IRS to send my federal tax return. They're sure taking their sweet time.

[Nanoose]

Well I wouldn’t mind taxes sucking if they swallowed but they don’t it’s spit back in my face in the form of wasted tax dollars and miss used tax dollars. I figure 18 to 27% of ever dollar I make goes to taxes – on March 1st my hourly wage goes up by $3 - so I will be paying about $7 more a day in taxes.
What I think really sucks is sometimes I can imagine a Politician spitting on that $7 and saying – you filthy peasant this is nothing go make more - I shouldn’t and never used to think like that – I should and used to think like that $7 will go to more school buses est. est.. Cheers!

[Nanoose]

Now I really think taxes suck!
I was just surfing for some material for a Website that I am working on and I seen an article about the Canadian Revenue Agency trying to smoke out some income tax from medical marijuana growers who supply B.C.'s Compassion Club and figured it’s going to be the straw that breaks the camels back. Those growers already go through a lot of BS and income loss keeping Passion clubs supplied. Some of them will just stop selling to passion clubs and I guess they will start hanging around malls and saying things like – psssssssssst hey kid you got Glaucoma?

[Wahoo]

If I recall correctly, one of the reasons we had the American Revolution was because of a 13% tax. When you add up all of the various taxes we are hit with today, we've gone far beyond that percentage. We need to let our politicians know that we need tax reform and cuts in spending.

[Wahoo]

To put the "rich vs poor" issue in perspective:

The top earners in the country already pay most of the taxes. What is amazing is 51% of the country doesn't pay taxes! On top of that, a large portion of that 51% get aid from the government.

[ECO]

I want to be part of the 51%......I don't even want to pay sales tax, excise tax....no taxes for me thank you.