Wahoo's vacation plan

[Batty_gyal]

Excuse me but Im not even in the same room...sooo good luck blaming your farts on me Wahoo....LOL!!!! Maybe you can blame them on the cockroaches!:D
LOL...I forgot I had told you to put a word filter on me for kicks Eco ...I was trying to figure out who likes to stir brown things!!!

Hey don't knock the lack of shaving...many men say they like natural girls..so we do ok!! Plus in the winter we are warm, and in an emergency like being stuck in an avalanche or snowstorm, we can shave it off and use it to light and keep a fire going for warmth!!

[Jelakins]

You planning on going bare backed?!!

PMSL - I read that as

You planning on cumming on my bare back!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wahoo]

Ok, so why do HAVE to stay in Negril? Although I have to admit that Negril is by far the BEST spot onthe island! Does your Agent not cover Ocho Rios?

Would luv to stay in Ocho Rios, but it would cost me a couple hundred $$$ more than where I'll be staying in Negril (and that couple hundred $$$ will cover my tips and party favors). I'll be staying at the same place I stayed last time, next to Alfred's Ocean Palace (smack in the middle of the 7-mile stretch of beach). It's not far, though, from Rick's Cafe and Pirate Cave, and I expect I'll make an appearance at one or the other (or both) of those watering holes. Been to Negril twice and have yet to go to Rick's. Not sure I'll revisit Alfred's Ocean Palace, though (even though it's adjacent to the hotel where I'll be staying). Went to Alfred's one night on my last trip and didn't enjoy it...not to mention practically being raped by one of the hookers who frequent the place (she was kind of cute, too).

[Batty_gyal]

Bet you would have enjoyed Alfreds that night if she'd been a virgin!!

[Wahoo]

Nope, I wouldn't touch that punani with a barge pole!

[Batty_gyal]

Well I guess your lucky its your pole she was wanting..and not a barges's!!:D:D Guess that means you can touch it then!!

[Wahoo]

It's confirmed--made my reservation today. And the total cost is actually $75 less than what my travel agent quoted me on Thursday, so with the savings I might splurge on new swimtrunks. The only trunks I own I bought in 2001 at a usurious price in a boutique clothing shop at the hotel where I was staying for a conference I attended in Anaheim, and they've shrunk quite a bit since then. There's a boating supply store nearby that stocks everything for the beach, including fine-quality beachwear, and I'm sure I can find a suitable pair of swimtrunks there. I'm stoked!

[Wahoo]

Well, Tinks, if there's any way I can swing it, I'll try. Looking a couple of years down the road, I'd love to take a family vacation to Jamaica with my sons (they'll both be in their twenties). The last time the three of us vacationed together was 5 years ago in Cancun.

[ECO]

Wahoo, what are the dates of your vacation?

[Wahoo]

It'll just be a long weekend--April 17-20, arriving at MBJ 11:27 a.m. on the 17th and departing at 12:40 p.m. on the 20th. Will be staying at the same place I stayed 2 years ago--Grand Pineapple (previously Negril Gardens). One of these days I'll take a proper 2-week vacation, but for now I have to be content with short trips.

[Wahoo]

Got my ticket, got my passport, got my jays, and, baby, I'm ready to go!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5pmwhd_MfA

[ECO]

Wahoo, I came up with a new concept for trip timers..........instead of the ones that count months I like this format:

I have-- 1 week and 31 days <----sounds better that 1 month and one week to me.

[On Vacation]

Wahoo as I told you in PM over on the other board, we'll be there the 12-25 and are 100% willing to travel to see you. If you're sticking to Negril...me and Ash ARE COMING!! Its no big thing. Then Jamaica Miss can come hang too!!! WOOOHOOO for WAHOOOOOO!!

[Wahoo]

Wahoo as I told you in PM over on the other board, we'll be there the 12-25 and are 100% willing to travel to see you. If you're sticking to Negril...me and Ash ARE COMING!! Its no big thing. Then Jamaica Miss can come hang too!!! WOOOHOOO for WAHOOOOOO!!

I'd logged off the computer for a few hours and haven't seen your PM, but this is wonderful news! Maybe I'd better pack those condoms after all. Hey, we all could go to Miss Brown's for a breakfast of mushroom omelets!

[On Vacation]

LOL @ the condoms

I think I'm gonna go get some pants with your name on the ass Wahoo. :D

[Wahoo]

Wahoo, I came up with a new concept for trip timers..........instead of the ones that count months I like this format:

I have-- 1 week and 31 days <----sounds better that 1 month and one week to me.

That's certainly a better system than mine, which is to count down the days using the formula:

40 days x 6 beers/day = 240

It's really discouraging when you think in terms of three digits.

[ECO]

Wahoo, I came up with a new concept for trip timers..........instead of the ones that count months I like this format:

I have-- 1 week and 31 days <----sounds better that 1 month and one week to me.

That's certainly a better system than mine, which is to count down the days using the formula:

40 days x 6 beers/day = 240

It's really discouraging when you think in terms of three digits.

I have a tip for you, get those mini kegs-- they hold about 2 gallons or so. Since one could last you 4 days 240/4=60! The only problem with them is they tend to never last past one day unless you have discipline.

[ECO]

Wahoo as I told you in PM over on the other board, we'll be there the 12-25 and are 100% willing to travel to see you. If you're sticking to Negril...me and Ash ARE COMING!! Its no big thing. Then Jamaica Miss can come hang too!!! WOOOHOOO for WAHOOOOOO!!

I'd logged off the computer for a few hours and haven't seen your PM, but this is wonderful news! Maybe I'd better pack those condoms after all. Hey, we all could go to Miss Brown's for a breakfast of mushroom omelets!

I dare you to set the condoms on the breakfast table! Just make some statement like " I brought a little something for desert"

[Wahoo]

Wahoo as I told you in PM over on the other board, we'll be there the 12-25 and are 100% willing to travel to see you. If you're sticking to Negril...me and Ash ARE COMING!! Its no big thing. Then Jamaica Miss can come hang too!!! WOOOHOOO for WAHOOOOOO!!

I'd logged off the computer for a few hours and haven't seen your PM, but this is wonderful news! Maybe I'd better pack those condoms after all. Hey, we all could go to Miss Brown's for a breakfast of mushroom omelets!

I dare you to set the condoms on the breakfast table! Just make some statement like " I brought a little something for desert"

I'll bring Magnums. If I don't get lucky, I can always use em to toke produce I purchase from beach vendors.

[Wahoo]

Cho, dat bumbo claat blonde gyal still taking picchuhs of my ass!