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Punished in Public a How to Guide

Postby ECO » Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:07 pm

In another thread we discussed stoning people for taking part in the pirated DVD industry and it got off topic so this thread is for discussing punishment in public.
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Re: Punished in Public a How to Guide

Postby ECO » Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:11 pm

Cool thread, I have a few ideas about punishing people in public.

#1. I'm in favor of branding criminals or making them wear a scarlet letter letting everyone know about what type of criminal they are. For example "R" for rapist, "CM" for child molester and "CH" for crack head.

#2. - #10 soon come
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Re: Punished in Public a How to Guide

Postby Wahoo » Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:41 pm

As horrendous as it is, the penalty for theft under Islamic law is cutting off a hand and a foot. I bet there'd be a lot less shoplifting in the US (which we all pay for with higher costs) if we'd start hacking off hands and feet of shoplifters and thieves.

And I bet people who text message while driving would stop if the penalty is having a pineapple shoved up their @$$.
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Re: Punished in Public a How to Guide

Postby ECO » Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:50 pm

Wahoo wrote:As horrendous as it is, the penalty for theft under Islamic law is cutting off a hand and a foot. I bet there'd be a lot less shoplifting in the US (which we all pay for with higher costs) if we'd start hacking off hands and feet of shoplifters and thieves.

And I bet people who text message while driving would stop if the penalty is having a pineapple shoved up their @$$.


As someone who reads e-mail, writes email, text messages and surfs the web while driving I can clearly state that I would never do it again if the punishment was getting a pineapple inserted in my ass.
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Re: Punished in Public a How to Guide

Postby Wahoo » Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:57 pm

...and I don't mean those small (but juicy and bursting with flavor) Jamaican pineapples, either!
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Re: Punished in Public a How to Guide

Postby Wahoo » Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:09 pm

I also support the public pineappling of anyone who beats me in a game of chess.

Anybody want to challenge Wahoo to a game of chess?
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Re: Punished in Public a How to Guide

Postby ECO » Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:42 pm

Wahoo wrote:...and I don't mean those small (but juicy and bursting with flavor) Jamaican pineapples, either!


The size doesn't matter, those things will leave a hole twice the size it took to go in when they are pulled out.
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Re: Punished in Public a How to Guide

Postby Rose21 » Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:49 pm

Wahoo wrote:I also support the public pineappling of anyone who beats me in a game of chess.

Anybody want to challenge Wahoo to a game of chess?


No thanks! i don't like punishment :-)
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Re: Punished in Public a How to Guide

Postby ECO » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:07 pm

rose21 wrote:
Wahoo wrote:I also support the public pineappling of anyone who beats me in a game of chess.

Anybody want to challenge Wahoo to a game of chess?


No thanks! i don't like punishment :-)


I'm glad to hear that, I would have to :scratchheadblue: if someone took him up on the offer.
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