Question re: Two and a Half Men

[Wahoo]

Am I the only one who gets a stiffy watching Charlie's and Allen's mom?

[Tequila and Lime]

Am I the only one who gets a stiffy watching Charlie's and Allen's mom?

Um, yes if I have to answer. Not my type, Wahoo!!!!

She is pretty and funny, though. Give you that. You looking for an older woman to cut you down all the time, Wahoo?

[Wahoo]

You know, I enjoy watching Charlie Sheen in the TV sit-com, and I enjoyed his realistic acting performance in Platoon, and I even enjoy watching him with Michael Jordan in those stoopid Hanes underwear commercials, but what the hell kind of kool-aid has he been drinking lately???

Damned liberal Hollywood cuckoos...

[damswell]

i watch that show all the time its halarious...but i do wonder how it has stayed on so long at the time slot its on with so much sexual innuendos and drinking...

[Wahoo]

I read somewhere recently that Charlie Sheen rakes in in the neighborhood of $17 million a year on that show. It breaks down to something like $730,000 per 1/2-hour episode. And he doesn't even write his own one-liners...they got a whole army of writers doing that. I'm in the wrong business...

[Wahoo]

Okay, so I steal maybe 70% of my one-liners on JAB--I admit it--but that still leaves 30%. And I figure that 30% of $17 million a year comes out to something like $5 million and change. I'll be submitting an invoice to JAB soon for my past year's one-liners...I suggest they pay it!

[Wahoo]

JAB management drives a hard bargain, but I'm willing to settle for a bottle of white overproof rum and a Bob Marley-sized spliff...

[Wahoo]

How about the discarded sticks and seeds?

[ECO]

I'll place your invoices on Tink's desk and she will cut you a check in the morning. We use the old Mexican currency system so your $5,000,000USD converts 1/1 so you will end up with about 18cents USD which will cost 45 cents to mail.........plus handling fees so please send me $45.00 USD and we will mail your check.

Speaking over overproof, I forgot to bring any back from JA this trip! I was planning on bringing back one of those twin packs which would last me 4 days in JA and seeing if it would last me the next 6 months at home.

BTW, dry & eat the seeds they are very good for you