Rolling Papers for Those in Need-my charity

[ECO]

I need a bullshit charity so I created "Rolling Papers for Those In Need".

Please donate your extra cash, $20-$50-$100's are needed to provide those in need with rolling papers. With each donation of $420 you will receive a free JAB tee shirt autographed by Eco.

Think of those in need the next time you buy a coffee, rent a movie, get a happy ending, buy cocaine because you are in a party mood.

People are in need folks..........give up your party money

[Wahoo]

I got a third of a pack of E-Z-Widers left over from my April 2009 trip I'll donate to the cause.

[ECO]

No, no, no, my bullshit charity needs money donations!

Out of interest, did you bring you own papers and return back to the states with the left overs? I always leave my lighters and papers behind out of fear of being caught at the airport.

[Wahoo]

Well, I never take rolling papers per se, but rather bookmarks in the novel I bring along to pass the time in-flight. On my last trip, it was Banana Shout (A novel of Negril Jamaica WI) by Mark Conklin. On my first trip to Jamaica, I read an amazing little tome titled Wreck of the Medusa: The Tragic Story of the Death Raft by Alexander McKee--"One of the strangest and most horrifying true stories ever told," according to one review. I sat white-knuckled and frozen with fear throughout the entire flight to Montego Bay, half expecting my plane to crash into the sea, only to be "rescued" by cut-throat pirates and sold into slavery.

[ECO]

You have Banana Shout and you didn't send it to me after reading it?

[ECO]

BTW, I'm still accepting donations until midnight yesterday.

[Wahoo]

The problem with using rolling papers as bookmarks is that the whole time I was in Negril I was constantly losing my place in my book. Every time I'd roll another, I'd lose my place in the book. I probably had to start re-reading that book from page 1 at least 20 times!

[ECO]

Maybe try using money as bookmarks? Bring some of your old Mexican pescos along since you can't spend them anymore.

[Wahoo]

Eco, I'd like to contribute to your charity, but here's the problem: I don't think, when I'm getting a happy ending, I can think about anything else!

[Wahoo]

The po-lice could be raiding the place or it could be on fire and burning down, and my mind would be in Shangri-la!

[ECO]

The police would stop raiding them if they made a donation like the rest of the underground places. The Chinese might know how to be the king of the hill in Jamaica when it comes to business but in the US they suck at illegal business operations. Plus they can't drive and people make jokes about the Mexicans getting insurance when Chinese people move into their neighborhoods. While I'm at it, their food really sucks compared to Thai food.....why do they serve the brown stuff that floats in the toilet they they don't even eat?

[Wahoo]

I'm gonna try making my own rice papers today. Gots the rice on the stove boiling right now. I'll let you know how it turns out. (Better than the "opium" extracted from iceberg lettuce that I attempted in my dorm room one weekend, I hope.)

[Wahoo]

If those rice papers turn out OK, my next project will be to grow my own 'shrooms...unless the neighbors complain about the smell of the cow patties.

[Wahoo]

Wonder if 'shrooms will grow on cat turds? Gots lots of those.

[Wahoo]

I wonder if this is how Nanoose got started?

[ECO]

Wonder if 'shrooms will grow on cat turds? Gots lots of those.

You could be the next billionaire with that idea! Remember the cat sh*t coffee beans that go for $$$?

[Wahoo]

If my "'shrooms from cat turds" home business takes off and demand exceeds supply, I might have to marry one of them cat ladies with 80 cats.

I buy Cat Sh*t and pay top dollar, please visit my www.catshitfororphans.com website to donate your catshit today. OR www.catshitshrroms.com

[ECO]

Sorry Wahoo, the devil got the best of me and I did a likkle edit to your post

[Wahoo]

Okay, like the majority of those "save the children" charities, I'll donate one percent of one percent of one percent of my cat turd 'shroom profits to the orphans...the rest goes to pay for "overhead."

[ECO]

"overhead" as in you getting head at the Chinese place of pleasure?