SEX SCANDAL IN MEDIA PARKING LOT

[Rose21]

Wait till they got home! Some times you got to do what you gotto do. I can't count how many times i've seen violently rocking vehicle, butt just mind my own business. Guess those workers couldn't do the same.

[Rose21]

Let me tell you something!! living in New York City i've seen so much notting shock me anymoe. There are times i got up from my desk to look out the window and there are people doing the nasty on the rooftop in broad daylight. i have two choice
i walk away, or i call my co-workers and we all watch. It's so common it dosen't faze me anymore.

[Rose21]

Really?
Are you serious?!!

Yes i am serious! maybe they both have someone at home, remember now they are co-workers, all hot and bothered so for each other why wait?

lol the picture in the Star with the couple in the trunk was too funny. I thoght they were doing the nasty in the car not the trunk.

[Rose21]

Bloody hell!!!!

I am shocked!! I never even though people would do this in broad daylight where someone could see them.

Then again that's probably WHY they do it!

Shocked! Yo Brits are too uptight you all need to loosen up a bit, and stop waiting till you go home and and close you door before you go at it. Yea, some people like to be watch for some sick reason, the thought of it gets them off.

[ECO]

When I was in my teens and 20's I would use a car instead of a hotel room. At times people watched and I don't think it ever bothered me. The only time that I got upset was in a public park (giant one) when a police officer decided that we should stop....what an the reason why toilet paper was invented.

[ECO]

When I was in my teens and 20's I would use a car instead of a hotel room. At times people watched and I don't think it ever bothered me. The only time that I got upset was in a public park (giant one) when a police officer decided that we should stop....what an the reason why toilet paper was invented.

edit for Rose: We have "word filters" here for bad words, if you type as*hole correctly it will change it to "the reason why toilet paper was invented"

[Wahoo]

I was at a local park one Sunday morning and thought it curious that two cars were parked side by side, alone, in an isolated corner of the parking lot. The two vehicles--a Lincoln Town Car and a campervan, which was backed into the parking space--seemed an odd match. At length, the side door on the campervan opened, and a well-dressed, late 30ish, woman emerged from the van, straightening her clothes. Moments later a bearded man stepped out of the van, walked to the driver's side and opened the door, reached in and grabbed a couple of Handi-Wipes, and proceeded to give his beard and face a good wiping. They stood by the van chatting for a few moments, kissed, then the woman got into her Town Car and drove away. The bearded man returned to the driver's side of the van, grabbed a couple more Handi-Wipes and wiped his face some more, then he, too, climbed into the van and drove off.

The amorous couple might have been married, but I was reasonably certain it probably wasn't to each other.

[Wahoo]

I can just imagine the conversations at the respective homes of the amorous couple later that morning.

Woman's husband: "Did you show that townhouse to the prospective buyers this morning, dear?"

Bearded man's wife: "Honey, why does your beard smell like Handi-Wipes?"

[Wahoo]

I probably jumped to the wrong conclusions about that couple...they might've just been eating spicy chicken wings in the camper of that van.

[Wahoo]

It would've been more exciting if the woman's husband or the bearded guy's wife had shown up with a gun and started blasting. I never see any neat stuff like that, though it happens all the time.

[ECO]

I probably jumped to the wrong conclusions about that couple...they might've just been eating spicy chicken wings in the camper of that van.

Spicy flaps!! You were probably right the first time Wahoo!

That's crude

[Wahoo]

At first, I thought "flaps" is what they call chicken wings in the UK, then it dawned on me what Tink meant.

I'm kinda fond of spicy flaps myself...the tangier, the better.

[ECO]

I'm still in shock that a proper lady like Tinks would use that term.......must of been a typo or someone hacked into her account.

[ECO]

At first, I thought "flaps" is what they call chicken wings in the UK, then it dawned on me what Tink meant.

I'm kinda fond of spicy flaps myself...the tangier, the better.

Watch out for the "other dude" flavor.

[ECO]

Yes, I was sending a clear message that you can't speak potty mouth here..........only wahoo and eco can.

[ECO]

Yes, I was sending a clear message that you can't speak potty mouth here..........only wahoo and eco can.

Bollox!! I'm learning from the potty mouth masters

Maters= LS and who?

[ECO]

Lol, that reminds me of the thread that prompted the "when a man loves a woman" word filter! I love it when I can share new terms with you folks.

[Batty_gyal]

One time at my work...before my day....a young resident ...a resident being the younguns who perform surgery under a cranky old surgeon....had a little love affair going on with a nurse. The resident was married...the nurse was not...and was also unaware the resident was. The young lady found out but instead of flying off the handle and making a scene...she decided to be devious and invited him for a romp in the public bathroom. The lady stripped him down and got him all hot and when he was no longer capable of thinking a single coherant thought..she snatched his clothes and made a mad dash for it. Once she had gotten away..she paged housekeeping and security to say their was a huge mess and some crazy person in th public bathroom. ....or perhaps a naked resident without any clothes?? MUWAHAHAHA...the stories you hear on night shift.

I will always remember that one since a few of us had a plot to exact a similar revenge on a resident plauging our Unit and chasing all the female nurses in a harrassing manner!